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Response to: Girlfriend seriously fucking crossing the line. THIS IS HOW U CATCH HER

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by greenovni, Jul 22, 2009.

  1. greenovni

    greenovni Regular Member

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    I figured this response deserves it's own thread so it will help others who have suspicions & doubts about their significant other.

    In order to catch the little tramp, you need to confront her with the truth. How do we do that? With the following tools.

    1. We all know that the little cunts use their phones, computers & other electronic items to coordinate the cocks going in & out of them.

    2. We know they always lie.

    3. We need PROOF before we do a stupid mistake and end up in jail.

    The first tool that you need is a key logger, but not any run of the mill key logger, one that logs and takes 'pictures' of her screen as she is doing shit online.

    Enter Perfect Keylogger
    Sales page
    http://www.blazingtools.com/bpk.html

    Rapidshare download
    http://ineedfile.com/search.php?q=perfect+keylogger

    This cool little tool allows you to completely monitor the activities of a computer while taking screen shots of whatever she does. It evens sends it to you via email to one of your hidden accounts.

    Cell Phone
    Two choices here. Either you can wait for her to log on to her account from your perfect key logged system so you can get her password and track it right from her account or you can install cellphone spy on her phone.

    The best out there is http://www.mobile-spy.com/

    It records incoming & outgoing SMS, call logs & even GPS locations for you and uploads them to a server.

    Panties

    Ok, if you find out that she is cheating on you, you can always SWAB her.

    A semen detector is exactly what you would need for this situation to do the test in the comfort of your own home.

    http://www.brickhousesecurity.com/kt100.html

    Cheap and mailed discreetly to your home.

    Babies

    Your dumb ass still refuses to believe that she has cheated on you despite all the proof you have gathered and now shes pregnant.

    You happen to be white with freckles, of European descent of course.. the love of your life gives birth to a Mexican and has the audacity of telling you that his dark skin comes from 'Italy'!!!

    How do you fix this before you end up paying for 18 years of child support?

    SWAB the kid right at home with a home DNA kit & KNOW the answer BEFORE you end up in court!!!

    http://www.homedna-test.com/

    Paternity fraud is a fact of life in the US and you should swab EVERYTHING not just for the sake of knowing but for the sake of your personal and financial freedom.

    As you can see here

    http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=paternity+fraud&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g3g-s1g6&fp=KxYPMM6r3XA

    Paternity fraud is happening and non biological fathers are even going to jail for not paying child support for children that are not theirs!

    Even AFTER dna proves that they are not the father.

    http://mensnewsdaily.com/glennsacks/2009/07/17/frank-hatley-the-latest-victim-of-paternity-fraud/

    Hope this helps @ least 1 of you...
     
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  2. LurkaLot

    LurkaLot Registered Member

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    lmao a+
     
  3. Paper-Boy

    Paper-Boy Elite Member

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    man, if boys go through all this just because theyre paranoid.. i wonder how much more will girls go through.. considering they are usually the most paranoid out of both sexes.
     
  4. Marcus_Finch

    Marcus_Finch Newbie

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    Wow... that's pretty brutal. Sounds like OP is pretty bitter about something that happened.

    In response, I have my own suggestions...

    A) Go get some counseling
    B) It's built on trust, if that's not there, then you can enjoy being single
    C) Seriously, go get some counseling.
     
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  5. xplicit

    xplicit BANNED BANNED

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    My thoughts are, if your that suspicious.

    You either

    A - Have some self esteem issues

    B - Not giving your girl what she needs so shes finding it elsewhere (not her fault. be a man)

    c - Your girls got a brother giving her 9" of ding dong, knocking the bottom out of that ass

    If your that worried about her, leave the bitch.. I mean DAMN

    These posts are getting old and not what BHW is about. We are here to make money not catch a cheating GF... KEYWORD..... Girlfriend
     
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  6. GrotesqueGoddess

    GrotesqueGoddess Newbie

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    I don't really like the way you refer to us as "tramps" and "cunts". Maybe you forget there are women here too? With that kind of insensitivity, I can see how you'd get cheated on. (No offense.)

    Instead of going through all that time and effort to catch your girlfriend cheating, why not instead use that same time and effort making sure you are fulfilling her needs? Women generally don't cheat because we are more attracted to the other man... we cheat to fill the void that we feel when our man isn't filling our emotional needs.
     
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  7. redtide1969

    redtide1969 BANNED BANNED Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I have total trust in my gf, but I'm sure this info will help at least a few to clarify some things. The whole thing sounds a little over the top though mate.
     
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  8. xplicit

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    Couldnt agree more. My feelings are, if you treat a woman like that then you wasnt raised right, I was always taught to treat a women with respect. Ask yourself one question, How would you feel if someone treated your mother or sister like that,

    If you dont care, then again, You wasnt raised right. and AGAIN, Not your girls fault.
     
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  9. stevesdata

    stevesdata Regular Member

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    hahaha

    I thought I was paranoid.

    :)
     
  10. black1411

    black1411 Junior Member

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    I'm gonna sell this method on DP.

    Just kidding. :p

    Serious note, i think OP is joking and not serious..at least i hope so.

    Maybe relationship problems discussion should be added to the disallowed list?

    Doesn't feel very BH when people are getting emo about relationships issues.

    On the other hand, it's a rare thread so it's refreshing.

    Ok, i'm conflicted. :)
     
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  11. doomster

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    hahahah this is the best thread iev seen on BHW , damn its 6 page long n it took me half hour to read it
    so conclusion in short
    1) sell her laptop which is worth 2000$ according to her (lolz) .
    2) sell her guitar on ebay
    3) monitorize her cat
    4)make out with her , record it and sell it (optional)
    5) sell her every belonging , auction it

    and tell her that some one broke into ur home n stole her belongingg n even her cat
    simple you would get back the money you invested on her !

    and plz inform what happnd next we are curious to know
     
  12. MsMoneyMagnet

    MsMoneyMagnet Registered Member

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  13. twinkletoes

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    ROFLMBO

    OMG, that really is a great plan. It is easy to understand and step by step. It covers many of the bases - not sure if there are really many more.

    You actually could get a site going for that and promote some things.

    I'm sure people are googling to find these solutions.
     
  14. CyberHustler

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    Wow that's great! Lmao!!
     
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    hmmm i'm gonna SWAB myself instead just to make sure my mom is really my mom
     
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  16. swinter84

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    Seriously, my bitch would be pissed if I talked like that...
     
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  17. Cookiehunter

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    Uupps, seems like somebody made those experiences himself in REAL? Shocking. Better Idon't move away from my PC, otherwise I meet a beeing called female....:eek:
     
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  20. greenovni

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    I know so much about it because I actually sold a whole package to some old spanish guy here in Florida for $2500 last year :)