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- Jul 21, 2008
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Hey Ya'll, as most of ya know I am a redneck and these are some of my best pick up lines. (not actually mine)
1) Did you fart?
Cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
Cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til noon.
AND ... the best for last!
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench.
Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Hope Ya'll take em and get you a nice philly.
1) Did you fart?
Cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
Cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til noon.
AND ... the best for last!
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench.
Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Hope Ya'll take em and get you a nice philly.
