1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Real life zombie attrack

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by ourfella, Sep 28, 2009.

  1. ourfella

    ourfella Junior Member

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2009
    Messages:
    100
    Likes Received:
    21
    Occupation:
    Waster
    Location:
    La La Land
    One week ago on Friday the 18th, I was at a party with a few friends having a few drinks hunting vagina's ect. when a guy that I used to know in high school arrived drunk and slapped a girl at the party in the face, for no real reason whatsoever so I decided to play hero and challenge him about the matter for my heroics I got punched in the face, my eye nearly gouged out and several bite marks all over my body.

    Most notable of which was a bite just above my left eyebrow were he literally took a chunk out of me. I had to get plastic surgery because of the severity of the bite (he actually bit off a part of my forehead and eyebrow)
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG][​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    He tried to bite my fingers off and he took a big bite out off my hand but I don't have pics

    I am expecting a massive claim though but as you can see ill be disfigured for the rest of my days :(
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]

    So in conclusion......... zombies are in fact very real indeed and I expect myself to start craving human flesh within a week or so
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 2
  2. eskimo

    eskimo Regular Member

    Joined:
    Dec 1, 2008
    Messages:
    474
    Likes Received:
    178
    holy crap!
     
  3. darkmobius

    darkmobius Regular Member

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2008
    Messages:
    238
    Likes Received:
    227
    Occupation:
    software developer
    Location:
    canada
    Home Page:
    bioooo hazarrrrrrdd.....6.......

    "press start"
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  4. twoj04

    twoj04 Power Member

    Joined:
    Apr 23, 2009
    Messages:
    632
    Likes Received:
    365
    Occupation:
    Self-employed (Hopefully you are also)
    Location:
    115164132199648

    Whoa bummer =( Hopefully the plastic surgeon can fix it almost as new. Glad to see you are keeping a sense of humor. :sombrero:
     
  5. oni3350

    oni3350 Regular Member

    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2008
    Messages:
    361
    Likes Received:
    194
    Occupation:
    Internet Marketer/ Black Hatter
    Location:
    Perth, Western Australia
    Home Page:
    Holy shit dude... i feel so sorry for you man.

    What a fucking cunt hole, biting someone, and biting hard enough to bite chunks out!!!!

    Has this guy got ADHD or something?
     
  6. ourfella

    ourfella Junior Member

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2009
    Messages:
    100
    Likes Received:
    21
    Occupation:
    Waster
    Location:
    La La Land
    Thanks brah :) I was a bit depressed about it but Im told the surgeons did a good job with the skin graft..... They said it will end up like a straight line scar so ill be walking around with an extra eyebrow, hopefully
     
  7. Sliv3r

    Sliv3r Power Member

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2009
    Messages:
    633
    Likes Received:
    259
    Occupation:
    Affiliate Manager at Blackfox Performance Network
    Location:
    Mordor
    Home Page:
    dude u should really change ur Avatar now :D
    i feel sorry for ya dude.. :(
     
  8. flybeta

    flybeta Junior Member

    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2009
    Messages:
    185
    Likes Received:
    14
    start lifting bro u gotta defend them zombies lol
     
  9. ourfella

    ourfella Junior Member

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2009
    Messages:
    100
    Likes Received:
    21
    Occupation:
    Waster
    Location:
    La La Land
    No he has bipolar apparently but close, he has always been a maniac once he shit right in the middle of a bar on a Friday night

    I assure you they are not man, and yes I have been told that im lucky to still have sight in my eye! After it was done I couldn't see properly for like 4 days
     
  10. Zantanimo

    Zantanimo Newbie

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2009
    Messages:
    1
    Likes Received:
    1
    Woooooow, this is an examples of why law abiding people should have the right to carry arms. What an asshole. Upside is you still have your eye, that could easily have been lost. I hope you get a satisfactory result through the courts. Otherwise, I'm sure someone here knows a guy who for a few hundred buck will...well you get the idea. Get well soon dude.
     
  11. djedje70

    djedje70 Regular Member

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2008
    Messages:
    239
    Likes Received:
    252
    Location:
    none of ur fr#$%ing biz dude!!!
    Holy shit man... That's fucked up big time.
     
  12. ForeverNever

    ForeverNever Power Member

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2008
    Messages:
    727
    Likes Received:
    365
    so this guy freaking bit you? what the fuck?

    If my friend got into a real fist fight I'd back him up...
    But if he decided to bite the guy, I'd beat the fuck out of my friend for being a pussy.
     
  13. profs

    profs Regular Member

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2009
    Messages:
    242
    Likes Received:
    66
    Occupation:
    Making Money
    Location:
    GPS not working, cant say
    eeeeeeek, does that guy eats human flesh or what?

    Sorry for you man.They will fix it fine.Get well soon.
     
  14. ourfella

    ourfella Junior Member

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2009
    Messages:
    100
    Likes Received:
    21
    Occupation:
    Waster
    Location:
    La La Land
    They asked me at casualty if I could get someone to find my skin but they couldn't find it so the doctors said that he possibly ate a piece of my forehead so yes lol
     
  15. MuonTrail

    MuonTrail Registered Member

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2009
    Messages:
    96
    Likes Received:
    93
    Wow crazy. I hope the one on your forehead heals up well. I know it sucks, but if you work on an epic (but still believable :)) story to tell about it, you can manage to get some good out of it.

    But in either case, I hope it heals up cleanly.

    EDIT: Wtf he ate your skin?!? Ugh, you should convince the guy you have aids. Let him stew on that for a while.
     
    Last edited: Sep 28, 2009
  16. ourfella

    ourfella Junior Member

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2009
    Messages:
    100
    Likes Received:
    21
    Occupation:
    Waster
    Location:
    La La Land
    That could actually make me feel a lot better lol

    But he's the kind of guy that would run around telling everyone I have aids :(

    I like your thinking though :)
     
  17. blindgrdn

    blindgrdn Newbie

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2009
    Messages:
    33
    Likes Received:
    11
    next time, don't challenge a drunk, take him down right away. :)
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  18. ForeverNever

    ForeverNever Power Member

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2008
    Messages:
    727
    Likes Received:
    365
    are you guys from the UK or something?
     
  19. xSubZer0x

    xSubZer0x Junior Member

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2009
    Messages:
    177
    Likes Received:
    45
    holy shit what a cunt bag you should sue him and eat him dry!
     
  20. oblivion19

    oblivion19 Senior Member

    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2009
    Messages:
    842
    Likes Received:
    388
    It could have been worse.. So thank away..

    A scar is not that bad.. Think of all the people who have to bear serious disfigurement or illness through out their life......

    Never fight a drunk. Either he gets hit hard or you do...End result: You have to suffer in both the cases