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Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at a Christmas Dinner (Adult content)

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by themagician, Jan 3, 2009.

  1. themagician

    themagician Regular Member

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    1. I prefer breasts to legs
    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
    4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
    5. I've never seen a better spread!
    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
    8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    10. Don't play with your meat.
    11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
    15. How long will it take after you put it in?
    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
    18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
    19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
    20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
    21. I do like a good stuffing.

    themagician
     
  2. justthinking

    justthinking BANNED BANNED

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    That is a great list. I have heard a lot of them myself. If said any other time, you may get fired, slapped, or killed.
     
  3. sidddd

    sidddd Power Member

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    I find it hard to understand American type punch lines.. May be I am not soo matured :D

    Wondering wat do you mean by MEAT .. Don't play with your meat. ??
     
  4. justthinking

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    I am going to go out on a limb and say 'don't play with your d1ck?'
     
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  5. sidddd

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    Thanks .. SO Meat = D1ck :D Funny.. I will do better ewhoreing with this excellent words.. :D
     
  6. aliskorn

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    Don`t worry, I`m not an american and I understand lots of jokes. Just watch some good stand up comedians :)
     
  7. Strider

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    Haha. Funny stuff. Turkey gets a bad name!:D