Rapper Tries to Commit Suicide Like a Champ!

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Just when you thought you've seen it all...

News of a bizarre tragedy is emerging out of Los Angeles today, with TMZ, CNN and other media outlets reporting that a rapper named Andre Johnson of Northstar cut off his penis and jumped off a building, and survived.

CNN quoted Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann as confirming that Johnson survived the fall and was taken, along with his recovered penis, to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated.

Imagine the cop or EMS worker that had to pick up the penis for recovery. That would have been a stellar moment to snap a selfie! HAHA

The lesson here is if you have a penis, don't do the types of drugs that may entice you to cut it off and throw it out the window like a piece of trash.

The bizarre story is at http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/...suicide-in-most-bizarre-way-possible/7786821/
 
Failed suicide and a chopped penis....damn son
 
Already posted that bizarre suicide attempt:

Ooops, did not see it, and I even searched the forum. :( My bad, hopefully a mod can nuke this thread.

Still it's odd that a man named Johnson cut off his Johnson! Crazy people!!!
 
I feel pitty for wu-tang clan .. they're good rappers and just had a new album out . I think this will be the end of them
 
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