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Quickly, advice needed

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Ste Fishkin, Jan 22, 2017.

  1. Ste Fishkin

    Ste Fishkin Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    In club, 6/10 drunk.

    Girl grinds on me, cool.

    Put hands on her waiste, cool.

    She moves hands to boobs,cool

    I grab her ass, she turn round and screams she's not a piece of meat.

    Wtf?!?!

    Did I do wrong?
     
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  2. MMOalex

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    LOL!
    Tomorrow you will be charged for sexual assault and locked up in a maximum security prison.
    Do not drop the soap !!!!
     
  3. Reaver

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    Nothing. She's a bitch. Go find someone else to dry hump/dance with.
     
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  4. Hawkster

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    Maybe you blacked out and tried to bite a chunk out of her shoulder.


     
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    "She" ? Did you just assume her gender ?
     
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  6. Reaver

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    That's pretty sexist of you Ste. Everyone who has boobs isn't female.
     
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  7. Asif WILSON Khan

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    Maybe she didn't like the erection you were poking her in the back with.
     
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  8. Reaver

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    Maybe she shouldn't have grinded on him and let him touch her boobs.

    Assuming this story is true. That girl could have been a cardboard cutout for all we know.
     
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  9. Asif WILSON Khan

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    Ste, might be pissed out of his brains and not realise that he left the club 2 hours ago. He might be trying to shag a petrol pump at the local Esso
     
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  10. Ste Fishkin

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    Not tonight.

    Shagging Esso pumps is 9/10 drunk not 6/10
     
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    Hes probably away putting an egg in the toaster as i type this.

    Edit: hes right there ^

     
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  12. LJ Junior

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    I would have grabbed her boobs too, instead of ass.. Men & Women are equal you see..:rolleyes:
     
  13. Ste Fishkin

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    Some girl just asked if I was Joe mongan.

    Brb, killing self
     
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    should of slapped her ass with as much force as you can muster as she ran away
     
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    That'll learn her.
     
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    Did she ask if you were the REAL Joe Mongan?
     
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    she'll come running back 100%.


    in tears and with 16 angry dudes
     
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    Issei Sagawa would disagree; we're all meat to him.
     
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  19. Reaver

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    She probably asked if he was on pussy patrol.
     
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    Ah you fell for the old boob ass switcharoo nigerian scam. You'll be confronted by 2 black guys on your way out. Change pubs mate.