Q&A for threads that I am tired of seeing.

[jdog37]

Q: I got $2000 to invest....what tools should I buy to make tons of money without doing nothing?
A: Go buy a fucking riding lawnmower and open a lawn service. That way you can sit on your ass and ride around in circles all day long.
Tools don't make money. They just help get the job done easier and faster.

Q: I am getting 5000 visitors a day to my website. Now what? How do I make money?
A: Without seeing your site and knowing what keywords are drawing all that traffic...no one can really answer your question.
Everybody else picks the niche, then the product, build the site, get traffic, then make sales. You done went and wiped your ass before you took a shit.
Put yourself in your visitors place and think of what they might be interested in....find an affiliate program and make sales.

Q: I need to make $1500 by next week or I'm gonna be homeless and starve to death. I been trying every method here for 6 months and nothing works. Can you give me a method that I can make monies with?
A: This is BHW....not UNICEF or spoon-feed the children organization. You been hanging out here trying to make money online when you should have been looking for a fucking job.
You can work 8 hours a day and still do internet marketing on the side. You DO NOT quit your job until you have stable/multiple streams of income coming from the internet. And then not until you have enough backup cash to fill the gap if a campaign fails.
Desperate times call for desperate measures......rob a bank or move back in with your parents.

I'm sorry if this offends anyone (Well not really)..... I am just tired of seeing threads with these subjects over and over again.
Just needed to blow off a little steam....feel free to comment or add your own Q&A.

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[SuperBlackHat]

lol you're a funny guy, but i guess this thread was sorta necessary.

 

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[darkmobius]

nice one, but as annoying as it is, you will always see crap threads

 

[Standard Toaster]

feel free to comment or add your own Q&A

Thank you for the opportunity.

But sorry, I can only agree with Q.3.

Q: I got $2000 to invest....what tools should I buy to make tons of money without doing nothing?

Show me one thread in the forums here that asks this question. I have seen "I got $2000 to invest" but the line following it seems to be your own creativity.

Q: I am getting 5000 visitors a day to my website. Now what? How do I make money?
A: Without seeing your site and knowing what keywords are drawing all that traffic...no one can really answer your question.
Everybody else picks the niche, then the product, build the site, get traffic, then make sales. You done went and wiped your ass before you took a shit.
Put yourself in your visitors place and think of what they might be interested in....find an affiliate program and make sales.

Though you're absolutely correct with your answer, the bolded line was entirely unnecessary and I can only imagine that you wanted to give your post that "slice of humour(?!?!)".

Everybody else doesn't know how to make a website, let alone be traffic generation. And I hope that you'll agree with me - converting visitors into sales/clicks is one heck of a job.

 

[BENNY8877]

Well said

 

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[Standard Toaster]

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[jdog37]

You have heard the saying "give a man a fish and he will eat for a day"....."teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime"

Well BHW is a seafood smorgasbord....Hell there is more fish than a man can eat in 6 months. Not to mention crab and lobster. Tons of tutorials on catching your own fish and even some on how to harpoon a fucking whale.

But you can teach Forrest Gump all they is to know about the shrimpin bidness and he still cant read the sign outside the red lobster that says:
no shirt
no shoes
no stupid fucking questions

I did not start this thread to be harsh...I did not start this thread to be prejudice against anyone here.


I did start this thread to be humorous, sarcastic, and well just to point out some things that have really been chapping my ass lately.

I said once "I don't mean to offend" ....but I didn't mean it cause this is the lounge and I can say any fucking thing I want.....LOL!

The questions in the OP are not literal, they are generalizations created in my mind from similar posts that I think I remember reading here.

The answers are some things that I would have posted if I had the balls that some of the members here do. But I'm trying not to be an asshole.

It is in the lounge so enjoy it..or whatever......

EDIT: BTW....I'm drunk so you can't hurt my feelings.