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Protect your content like it's a VAGINA

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by 6000RWHP, Jul 19, 2010.

  1. 6000RWHP

    6000RWHP Regular Member

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    As an Internet marketer, think of yourself as a woman trying to marry a rich man. You have something of value (product/vagina) to your prospect (site visitor/horny man)

    Lure him in with your lips. Talk to him, and maybe kiss him (attention grabbing title and some useful tips and advice) to get his attention. Get his contact information so you can tease him more.

    Now send him a picture of your ass (more of your good content).

    He's interested now. Let him fondle your breasts (better, more useful content--maybe video). Let him view, but not touch your vagina.

    Now, he has gone mad thinking of making love to you. He would eat donkey shit just to insert his tip. Spread your legs, point to your vagina and offer it to him...IF he will marry you (submit his credit card).


    Gentlemen...STOP GIVING YOUR VAGINAS AWAY!. Look critically at your content and break it down:

    1. Kiss
    2. Ass shot
    3. Breasts
    4. Vagina

    I see so many sites where guys give away their vagina-level content. You need to hint at the vagina and give glimpses of it. Build interest in your vagina and--at the right time--offer it for a price!
     
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  2. 6000RWHP

    6000RWHP Regular Member

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    And at a later time when he grows tired of your vagina, and wants something fresh and new...upsell your asshole!
     
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    mastershake Newbie

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    omg hahahahaha lol too funny, lol hahahaha

    (nominated for best post YTD)
     
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    J0kerz Supreme Member

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    You are crazy.
     
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    beazt Power Member

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    LOL! That was funny as hell. From where do you get such ideas?::p
     
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    spollacs Junior Member

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    You're my official sex guru. hahaha
     
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    We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
     
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    jheyslow Senior Member

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    The official ewhoring guru. lol..
     
  9. 6000RWHP

    6000RWHP Regular Member

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    But seriously, we could all apply the "teasing" tactics that ewhores use to our conventional campaigns.

    For millions of years, women have gotten what they want by controlling access to their vaginas. You to can get what you want by controlling access to your best content.
     
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    HoNeYBiRD Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    busted, i was sure this wasn't written by you :p
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    ohhhhh boy! that gave me a fucking laugh. but so true!!! so true in many aspects!!!!!
     
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    If you're Mel Gibson I believe you would also be looking for a BJ!
     
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  15. MaxWeber

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    This is truly amusing, and I hope more ppl will post their own
    cynical view of this tantasling thread, throbbing with eagerness.
    LMAO

    by the way, I suppose we could always try to crosssell their twin, for a platinium membership,
    threesomes., or downsell their older, fugly sister. rotfl
     
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  16. Justin Tyme

    Justin Tyme Registered Member

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    Not only is content your vagina, but backlinks are your clitoris. And your anus? Why thats Google of course.