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PROOF that SEO is TOTAL Bullshit

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by bartosimpsonio, Mar 30, 2017.

  1. bartosimpsonio

    bartosimpsonio Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Well here it is guys.

    Definitive proof that SEO is bullshit. Here are some excerpts from this incredible discussion.

    "Today I met another SEO expert. It took lot of energy to just nod. Tell me one thing that is SEO can do beside writing content."


    Top comment: "It's true there are a lot of BS tactics (black hat, etc.) and titles and meta don't really matter anymore"


    "people have taken time to learn SEO, are specially desperate because 90% of what they learned is 'patched' now."

    "The SEO guy i met was going on and on how adwords are the secret sauce, "

    (The "SEO guy I met" LMFAO)

    "As a digital marketer who does focus on SEO, I would reply to that by saying Google announced in 2016 that PageRank is no longer a primary organic ranking factor."

    (Yes!!!! Yesss!!!!! The fucking toolbar pagerank is dead and so is pagerank!! So is SEO! We're all gonna die too!!!!)


    "There's definitely people out there who know their shit."

    (Whoah! Really?)

    "The people who know the most about SEO never advertise it because it's an awful business."

    (Well thanks asshole.)


    "Titles absolutely still matter. "

    (Nah. They don't. Didn't you hear the expert at the top?)



    "I know a guy, its about 'quality'. You need a real expert."

    It's like everyone knows "a guy" on that thread....


    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    "The cult of SEO drives me crazy. [ ... ] Over my protests, they paid them $15k, and what we got was a power point, and a recommendation to switch to a new CMS"

    (I'm pissed cuz SEOs make more $ than I do so they suck!)


    "There's a lot of crap out there, and many approaches to SEO. The BS ones make you a lot of back links and fill your website with keywords"

    (Fucking laughing my ass off help I can't breathe....)


    "Lots of misinformation going around here. Here's a quick rundown of what SEO is:"

    (Oh shit brace yourselves.)

    "Google knows everything it does about your site because of its crawlers."

    (And because of Chrome phoning home the data, javascript trackers, aliens, etc...ever seen robots.txt pages creep up in the SERPs...well there you go...)

    "So much bullshit in this thread. "

    (You may be onto something there pal....)

    "I dont think SEO is BS because I worked with some genius guys"

    ("Technology sophisticated enough cannot be distinguished from magic")

    "SEO Experts are like chiropractors..."

    (WTF's a chiropractor? The dinossaurs that ate everyone in the first jurassic park movie?)


    "The company I work for make the majority of their profits from PPC and SEO"

    (What's your BHW username?)

    "SEO is a popularity contest, not a technical challenge. "

    (Like when you were made.)


    " SEO isnt bullshit but it's a small aspect of what goes into search engine marketing."


    (Your dick is a small aspect of what goes into having sex.)


    "I think Web Devs are BS - what do they do besides put in basic HTML and upload it to the cpanel?"

    (Aaaaawwww naaaaw you didn' t go there LOL. BAM! Headshot!)

    " Russ, you just made an SEOs job sound even more like bullshit."

    (Well thanks, Russ.)

    "Yep. SEO experts and services are BS."

    (This guy has seen some shit.)

    "I had a pretty extensive conversation with a guy who games page rank by buying old expiring domains that are relevant to certain markets. He uses a tracking website to view expiring domains, filters them to relevant domain names and then buys 100 or so at a time."


    ("I had a pretty extensive conversation with an alien. He was a BHW member and OMG can you believe he bought ***expired*** ***domains*** ")

    "SEO is a holistic approach to web design and development. "

    (Hello Buddah.)

    "Real SEO "experts" spend a shitload of time on boards with other SEO "experts"

    (Well we gotta Sherlock Holmes here.)

    "fancy title = more money"

    (You' re not entirely wrong, mate.)



    Well there it is guy definitive proof, from the starbucks clients at Reddit, that SEO IS BULLSHIT.

    Brought to you by cheap ass SEO coffee. Macbooks not allowed. If the sympsons persist consult your doctor.
     
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  2. Massacre

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    LMAOOO
     
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    You need to get some help. Seriously get back on your meds and put the computer down
     
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    ROFL who's that mate ?
     
  5. AryabhattZero

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    695 words, 3,852 Characters

    Nah.
     
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    When I saw that link went to reddit I hit the back button real quick. Reddit is just a daycare center for retards.
     
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    Jesse Eisenberg obviously!
     
  8. JustUs

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    I had a really good conversation with an SEO expert in the mirror. He reflected a lot of bullshit back to me too.
     
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    I wish I could find an SEO expert in my mirror
     
  11. THUNDERELVI

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    My God, I've never read so much BS and misinformation in a single page. And I thought that BHW had a lot of BS... man was I wrong. This is so depressing really, I can't imagine being such a fucktard like all those people in there are. Oh well, the more retards in the game, the less competition which means more $$$ for us!
     
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    How much time have you spent there? If it's more then 10s please consult your doctor.
     
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    rip seo :(
     
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    Just imagine the bullying that guy went through when he was a kid.