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Professional Copywriter - Marketer - Web And Graphics Designer

Discussion in 'SEO - Link building' started by catapult copy, Oct 17, 2008.

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  1. catapult copy

    catapult copy Registered Member

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    Hi Fellow BH

    Writing copy may seem easy. You know how it goes...get a book on copywriting and soak it all in and now I am the best in the world? - Shit no sales!

    The truth is you just started and seven or eight years you may be good after you have written enough copy to sink the titanic - Sorry no big secret!

    I gave been writing Ads since I was ten years old (it's no wonder grandma died - mostly of hyped up bullshit and boredom) But things have changed since then...she died and I found Direct Response...

    Seriously...

    I am not the best - ever notice how copywriters always tell you they the number one, the go to guy, the hype machine that keeps grinding. Well it is simple - you want the best, that is if you can get them, it will cost you a pretty penny, go get them, they are worth it. Some of the more well known online Copywriters will charge you 5-8gs for your clickbank sales letter. Go do your homework and check it out...and you will see my prices are not that high...Write your own if you can't afford it or get my cheap slap happy service, still better than some guru freelancers whose copy is full of hype...Mine is not!

    What I can tell you is that I have been writing copy for eight years, I don't rely upon hype and take the time to do the research, and then craft a message that fits your marketing and rings true with your customers...(I have a few samples on my site)

    I can also create a site template and integrate your copy, package ebooks and more...

    So why am I here?

    I had a major operation and lost three feet of my guts, so I am trying to do far less offline consulting for companies (high stress) and more online stuff so I can stay at home and not have to hurt like hell eveytime I go down the stairs...

    So Here's The Deal...

    For BHW members only because I have learnt so much and gotten some killer idea's I decided to cut you some slack and give you a 40% Discount for my Online Services. No shit...

    But don't expect a five minute wonder instant cup of coffee. I can do cheap slap ups but "if you want it good" then expect about two to three weeks, and maybe up to four if you want the full bells and whistles...

    Please be aware that it is your job to have "Right message to right market with the right product at the right time in the right way" Copy is just part of that process. I can craft for you drop dead gorgeous copy that will have Suzie quivering in hot anticipation but if you don't know how to market she will never have anything to drool over as she will never see it - so don't blame me if this is the case. I do not and cannot guarantee results...

    What To Expect

    Firstly you need to be able to chat/voice on Yahoo Messenger, MSM , LSC, Lotus Sametime or be able to talk by phone.

    Also to note is that there is only so many clients I can take each month please "let me know" if you have a deadline to meet so you don't get caught short.

    I will extract as much information as possible from you (Nice Interegation), about your product, your market, and also people who have used your product etc. It may seem like a pain in the ass but in order to do my job this is what I need, along with any material you can provide - so you may need to set aside some time to do this. My hours are pretty flexible and "yes" I am a night owl, but bear in mind I do live near the botton of the globe in New Zealand.


    For More Information About My Services
    Please visit www.gerald-hardie.com
     
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  2. unlimitedpostings

    unlimitedpostings BANNED BANNED

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    Don't let his low post count scare you guys away from his service. I used him to create my Secret Craigslist Cash Manual, and his service was A+++++. He actually created my avatar, which is the cover of my ebook.

    I've never been so happy with work that someone has done for me. He went the extra mile and then some. He stayed in constant contact with me and always had updates and progress to show me. I would highly recommend his service to anyone who needs it.

    I am more than happy to vouch for his credibility and will definitely use him again for any upcoming projects I may have. On top of all that, his product and work is excellent and his prices will beat anyone.
     
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  3. catapult copy

    catapult copy Registered Member

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    IMPORTANT NOTICE

    I am getting married and will be away for a while. Will start again after the new year. Should you have anything thing that needs urgent attention will be available after my Honeymoon. Many thanks to all members for your support and wishing you all a wonderful Xmas and New Year.
     
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    cpaaddict Supreme Member

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    A++++++++++ Service. did a outstandign job on a site for me. created sales page and graphics to. so glad i found this guy lol. if anyone needa a copywriter or grpahics then he is ur man. low post count dont mean jack seeing as hes a straight up guy. does what u want when you want. always there asking and helping you..

    gets my vote any day of the week
     
  5. Khazun

    Khazun Newbie

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    Can't get your website ot load...will come back and try it again soon.
     
  6. catapult copy

    catapult copy Registered Member

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    Website Update:

    Here is a new tempory website.
    h**p://w3.eemnz.com/copy/

    I am still offereing 40% discount, "the next two will get 60% off" because I am in a good mood.
     
  7. F33NY

    F33NY Junior Member

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    Pm me how much it will cost to setup a website, and what's needed?
     
  8. catapult copy

    catapult copy Registered Member

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    Many thanks for those that sent a PM...If sending a PM please send relevant details so I know what you are talking about, that way I can give you a better idea for price...

    I now have "one" spot left at 60% off...
     
  9. grape01

    grape01 Registered Member

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    Hi there

    I can't get either of those websites to load. Will try again.

    Was interested in your prices. Could you pm me please.

    thanks
     
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    shabang Registered Member

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    it's ok now to put the full URL,they changed things here

    Code:
    [URL="http://www.eemnz.com/copy/"]http://www.eemnz.com/copy/[/URL]
    site loads fine
     
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  11. netjedi

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    what is your pricing?
     
  12. catapult copy

    catapult copy Registered Member

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    For Generalised pricing option go to my webpage...other than that PM with what you have in mind and we will work out something for you...I still have one space available at 60% off...
     
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    Has anyone noticed MOST of freelance service providers get married sooner or later after posting their thread here? this board has some mojo going LOL.

    Maybe admin should charge $20 extra if they get married while post is active, beats eharmony

    No disrespect dude just joking around, good luck and best wishes
     
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  14. orbit

    orbit Regular Member

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    I signed up with Gerald, aka Catapult Copy.

    I have to say, This guy knows his stuff!

    He took his time to answer all of my questions and really knows what he is doing. He put together about 3 verticals that I had never even thought of and that was a wasnt even what I had intially contacted him for. I was initially interested in copywite services for my site and by the time were done chatting I had 3 great ideas on marketing to my new niche!

    This guy was churning out really good ideas and I was all ears. I have a small, very complex niche. After explaing my niche, Gerald started throwing out ideas to bring in clients. THIS GUY ALREADY HAD MY MARKET PIN-POINTED AND FIGURED OUT COMPLETELY. I was impressed to say the least!

    Anyway, Gerald is going to rewrite my script over the next few days. I saw samples of his work and I look forward to seeing my new copy and landing page.

    I will keep you posted.

    In the mean time, if you have a niche that you dont know which way to go with, or maybe need to tweak it a little; Definitely take a minute speak with Gerald!
     
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    digitalphantom Newbie

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    Thanks for the copy Gerald! :D He really knows his stuff to say the least! I want to work with him. :) Again thanks and to the people wanting to buy his service don't think twice just go for it! He's the best i've worked with.
     
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    ill take it at 60% off if its still available?
     
  17. orbit

    orbit Regular Member

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    What can I say, I gotta give Gerald some props!!!

    This dude is the shit! Get your little landing pages or sites in to him and he'll get your stuff selling. I am telling you; this guy knows how to sell online. My site is almost done. And its like day and night. High quality copywrite, ebook covers, cd covers, images, graphics, killer headlines, bullets etc. Everything you need to get your site selling. Its all there and it looks really professional. Im just selling a little e-book but I look like professional now, selling a quality product.

    Not to mention, have a 10 minute chat with this dude and he'll help you put together a nice marketing plan. I've been on this site for quite sometime, but this dude really opened my eyes to marketing my niche. I was doing $75 a day with my little site before, its really going to sell now. Its professional and it pulls you in. Id buy my own product after seeing the new site.

    Seriously, hit Gerald up for a consultation. You WILL be IMPRESSED!!!
     
  18. ellie

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    Maybe i'm tired but does this heading read right?

    "How A New Zealand Man Pulled Eighty Six Percent In A Cold Market Will Write Your Ads"
    "You Know It's Time To Get It Done Be Rewarded With A Free Coffee"

    How? Will? Is this intentionally disjointed *scratches head at copywriter's hypnotic confusion induction*

    (And no, this isn't a troll, I am interested in your copy services though those two above headlines left me with brain fog :))
     
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  19. catapult copy

    catapult copy Registered Member

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    Firstly the first headline is an implied headline - and is explained in the copy
    it is also minus the dash - Also you will find that headlines change quite a bit.
    It is called testing...did you read the copy below the headline?

    Secondly the samples are just that...as also stated they are not the finished
    copy but drafts. In a lot of cases the control is confidential.

    Thanks for the feedback as I always appreciate it...
     
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    orbit Regular Member

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    Gerald, You've got me all hyped up on your copywrite and design service brother. I can't say enough good things!! We've got plenty of work for you. We have plenty of sites that could be doing better with your help.

    Anyone that thinks they KNOW how to copywrite, hit up Gerald and get your site critiqued. You will be amazed at not only his knowledge, but you will be amazed at the end results.

    Simply Put, Gerald makes our sites SELL MUCH BETTER than they did before! Let this guy work his MAGIC and watch your ROI Increase. Rinse and repeat!
     
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