Alright well here's my plan. This is very blackhat though. I've seen plenty of ads even on tv where you should text "blahblah" to this number to receive a joke every day. Is there an affiliate program that gives us our own affiliate id text number to make people dial if they want to take part in the joke of series of questions? If yes im sure some would pay very good commision , you could easily borrow a cellphone for 5 minutes saying you have to text your brother about whatever, then enter in your affiliate number and click send.