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Porn Millionaire ..legal way.ROFL!!!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Neo240, Oct 12, 2011.

  1. Neo240

    Neo240 Power Member

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    A friend just emailed this article he read on a blog. Here goes-

    "You won't believe this absolutely hilarious story I heard while listening to one of the
    podcasts that was downloaded on my I-pod during my most recent sync. The podcast was of a financial expert radio show (like those Suze Orman "can I afford it or not: sessions on TV). So a caller calls into the show to raise awareness of a new
    scam that is going on out there. Apparently there are some crooks out there advertising a naughty magazine for sale.
    So you have all these men ordering these magazines that come well covered in brown
    bags at a cost of $34.95. Now I haven't checked the current market rates for XXX magazines, but $34.95 for a multi-year subscription sounds steep? I wouldn't know Problem is that after placing an order, the well intentioned customer never receives his
    (or her) mag. Instead they get an apologetic letter in the mail saying they've run out of
    magazines. Included with the letter is a refund check printed on a high quality vanity check with
    some naked women printed all over it. Now what is exactly wrong with that? Well the guy that called in is embarrassed to take the check to his bank. The check
    indicates void in 30 days instead of your standard 90 day notice. So do you see what's
    going on here? The smart crooks are banking on the fact that the customer will be too embarrassed to
    take the check to the bank to cash it in. So in 30 days when the check goes void, the
    crookster will just have made $34.95 for free! "

    I wonder who among us is responsible for this?? :D

    Thought it pretty funny..Hope you guys like it.

    Cheerio.
     
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  2. Mr Ex

    Mr Ex Regular Member

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    Sounds bs to me. You don't have to see a teller to cash out a check. You can just use your bank's atm for that.
     
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  3. wowhaxor

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    Just stick that bitch in the ATM.
     
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    Is an interesting idea, but again with ATM's now taking checks, I call BS
     
  5. Neo240

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    lol guys..thanks for the comments. BTW where i live we have to deposit to bank. Still its pretty funny.
     
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    Who is still buying porn magazines when you have a a high speed connection and the ability to watch a one legged nun blow a goat online?

    Hmmm. They must still be using dial up....
     
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    wowhaxor Executive VIP Premium Member

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    That sucks. I actually deposit checks by taking a pic of it with my phone now. It then says is "$---- correct?" and you hit yes. $100 is available immediately and the remainder when it gets processed manually the next business day. Can't remember the last time I actually went into a bank :)
     
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    HAHA Thats funny!

    But like everyone else said you can stick it in an ATM. The only time I've walked into my bank was to open my account 8 years ago.
     
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    well out here you still see the tellers and it old school in the middle of nowhere so this would work here well.

    Dizz
     
  10. englez

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    I think this method is from the movie: Lock, stock and two smoking barrels
     
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  11. ronywilliam

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    This is the same reason Porn sites dont get chargebacks even though they are going out and billing ppl $120... Nobody wants to dispute a charge because they are too embarrassed.

    If the guy can sell magazine suscriptions he should very well buy some content and send the mag too. Its harder to sell frankly than deliver content!! Especially in the Porn industry. Websites converting at 1:2000 on sales to uniques are considered good in that world!! Thats one hell of a competitive niche to be in!
     
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    You thought right. A similar method atleast:

     
  13. Ste Fishkin

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    this idea is a twist on an idea in lock stock and two smoking barrels

    nothing new
     
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    I do remember this from the movie (sort of). Doubt it would work in reality. With things the way they are nobody gives two squirts what a bank managers think anymore. Nobody is throwing away good money just cause their a little embarassed.

    *Yeah I tickle me arse. Now give me my f-ing money*