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Please help a non-techie older lady

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by silverlady, Apr 28, 2008.

  1. silverlady

    silverlady Newbie

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    I am not a techie on the computer and have recently joined this site and absolutely love it, except I don't understand what some of the terms mean, like 'Blacknoob'. I wonder if any of you smart men can help me by explaining in very simple steps what I have to do. I have bought a list of a few hundred email addresses and I want to know how I can add them to my outlook express mail list of people I send email to, and to a database of names I already have got set up, without me having to type in each name individually, which will take me forever, and at my age, I don't have forever.

    Love you all for the help and downloads I have had on this site.
    Silverlady
     
  2. samloron

    samloron Junior Member

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    Let me guess, you came from DP? (there was a recent incident on DP referring here :p), anyways welcome to the forum and we help all kinds :p
     
  3. silverlady

    silverlady Newbie

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    Thanks for the welcome. I come from the UK. Thanks to ptpatil for the info on mass mailer, but sorry, i am not out to seduce you.

    Silverlady
    http://www.imanoldgrandma.com
     

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  4. nova

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    No offense, but first we had the "Hey im a girl help me out" thread.. then the "Hey im a porn actress girl" thread and now "Im an old grandma" thread....:D:D:D

    Whats next? The " Im a poor orphan" thread? :rolleyes:
     
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  5. wealthy199

    wealthy199 BANNED BANNED

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    Haha love it nova.

    Seriously though...

    1-Where'd you get the email address from?
    2-What do you plan on using them for?
     
  6. IsoRipper

    IsoRipper Junior Member

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    lmao, This lady sounds smarter than loads of people around here :)

    Grandma, you should not use Outlook for mass emailing, I dont think it will work the way you want. Also, depending on what ISP you have, this could be considered spam, I would look into other options:

    http://www.icontact.com Free 15 day trial available;
    http://www.sendblaster.com <- Maybe this is what you looking for

    By the way. Welcome to the Forum!
     
  7. silverlady

    silverlady Newbie

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    I came across this site when i was rummaging through free downloads from another black site I belong to, but this site is better and you can get more free stuff. I love it. I have several websites and sell information products in the form of books, manuals, dvds/cds that I have bought the resale rights licences for. A lot of these are from Australia, as I like to source products that are not being oversold already in the UK. My products are physical, not downloads, as I am not techie enough to know how to set things up to download when people pay for them. I am amazed by the knowledge of the people on this site, and am gradually learning stuff from it.
     
  8. IsoRipper

    IsoRipper Junior Member

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    Grandma, Any time you need help just drop a Pm. You just mentioned you are in the UK (Im in London) so feel free to ask! :)
     
  9. silverlady

    silverlady Newbie

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    Thanks for the offer of help at anytime. It is nice to know that there are people I can call on with my computer problems. But do you have to call me GRANDMA? Do I look like one? Have you seen my picture?
    Silverlady
     
  10. designer

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    Man..... did you sum it up or what?

    HOLY SH!T .... some days I really love this board. Where else could I find this kind of entertainment?


    Sounds like a different kind of site ... yare ou sure this has to do with SEO ... I am not even going there.


    I F'N LOVE BHW!!!!


    :eek::cool::eek:
     
  11. AgnostiK

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    oh btw, blacknoob is the default title for anyone new to the forum who hasn't posted very much... i don't think anyone answered that yet.
     
  12. mindseye

    mindseye Registered Member

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    Now that was the clencher..

    Buy now!, I might not be here tommorrow..This really is the last offer..The cherry cobbler recipe will go to the pearlys with me..

    All kidding aside.. ;)

    Welcome to the forum - if anyone here seems a bit brash it's because someone is always funnin around..

    By the way, I would hop on over and purchase your domain name before some else does.. ;)
     
  13. Diabolik

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    This is such an obvious ploy.

    I'm going to start a new account and my name will be - DyingOfCancerBoy

    I'm going to start a new type of SEO - Chemo Hat SEO
     
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    Essential Clix Executive VIP Premium Member

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    Oh, that poor, poor cancer boy. I usually wouldn't help noobs out, because they're noobs. But poor cancer boy needs all the help he can get, so I'll help him out!
     
  15. Diabolik

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    Or how about if my name is DumboBalls and I'm forced to be an internet marketer due to elephantitis of the nuts which makes it difficult to leave the house without a testicle wheelbarrow?
     
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    Hi Grandma! Nice to see ppl of your age here, more should get into it!!

    If you arent techy then can i suggest starting with a wordpress blog as they are easy to set up and all you need to learn to do is add content to it.
     
  17. designer

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    I think anyone with half a brain would I agree.
     
  18. silverlady

    silverlady Newbie

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    Thank you all for the feedback. I am starting to understand the jargon, but Diabolik seems to think I made a ploy by stating I am getting on a bit. This is true so I want to learn as much as I can. His comments are a bit sick, but perhaps he is too. Most people have been very nice and helpful.

    Replying to Mindseye, I already own the domain name http://www.findanyarticles.com which you told me to buy, plus http://www.findanyvideos.com, http://www.menabouttown.net and about 20 others. I may be a gran of 3 (plus another on the way) but I try to keep up with the latest things.

    Reply to Diabolik: I sell a book called, 'Your Health Matters' so I will look and see if it covers cures for elephantitis of the nuts, but I guess you are boasting again!!
    Silverlady
    http://www.topipods.net
    http://www.topgpssystems.net
    http://www.wiimegastore.net
     
  19. Diabolik

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    Oh, you best not start attacking me because you'll find out what happens to people like you pretty quick. There's no need for me to boast because if you look up to the right at how many posts I have, you'll come to realize you're muckin' with a G.

    I've proven myself here, and you, noob, come in with this "over the top" old lady bit and expect us to buy it?

    It's an old saying - "A rich man doesn't have to tell you he's rich"...and I think that an old lady doesn't have to tell you she's old in every way possible, ad infinitum. I call shenanigans!

    Now I have to go help my Grandma build some shadow domains, doorway pages, and MFA sites...so later.

     
  20. randy69

    randy69 Registered Member

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    Grandma,

    You're cute.

    From Grandpa.

    But Seriously, you need a mass mailer.

    Have a look at this one. Do a search, I got it off this forum.
    Bulkemailspamless.exe

    or Bulk email Spamless

    Randy69