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Phrases for "Love is like SEO"

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by FuryKyle, Aug 20, 2011.

  1. FuryKyle

    FuryKyle Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    One that comes out from the top of my head is:

    If you go try to build too many links when you're new, you get de-indexed or sandboxed.

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  2. jb2008

    jb2008 Senior Member

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    It can work but most of time (unless you are uber famous or some shit = high trust rank) if you walk up to women and ask for a fuck you will get shot down. On the other hand, if you approach her slowly and calmly, tell her she looks interesting and you'd like to get to know her, then slowly and gradually build a connection with her, you can get to "no 1" which I'm guessing is your face in her poon.

    But even then love is nowhere near as f*king slow as SEO, jesus. I have met and fucked girls within 2 hours of meeting them, and the most 'difficult' ones only take a few dates, which is a couple of days to a few weeks depending on how you space out the dates. G is one tough bitch.
     
  3. KevinRose

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    SEO is like a box of chocolates,if youre build to many backlinks,youll get sandboxed
     
  4. dabeast

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    wtf how can u compare love to seo...seo is harder :D
     
  5. Kickflip

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    Love = Sex?

    I think the type of things you are looking for is like...

    Put everything you have into it. Put all your effort. Your blood. Your sweat. Your tears. Never give up on it. In the end, the juice is worth the squeeze.
     
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    dr_0x Junior Member

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    The more girls you ask out (sites you build) the better chance you have of getting laid (making money)! :D
     
  7. FuryKyle

    FuryKyle Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    The more quality links you build, the high your PR gets [The more important connections you have, the more rep you get in front of her]
     
  8. Nookie Monster

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    Seo is like love indeed. You work hard on it and one little screw up and your divorced. :)
     
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  9. FuryKyle

    FuryKyle Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    LOL @ that
     
  10. jb2008

    jb2008 Senior Member

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    Oops yeah good point Kickflip. I forgot about love. I honestly, just forgot about it. Because the best part of being with a woman is the sex, so it's better to just skip to the good part rather than doing all the other stuff that takes time but doesn't get you much poontang.

    Is it really worth the juice at the end? I've just broke on to the first page for a couple of my sites for good traffic keywords, but no sales yet after a few days. Maybe there is no traffic at no 10 and I need to get in the top 3...