People that fight people

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  1. Ste Fishkin

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    Bros,

    I've found some free time lately, and I want to do 2 things. Punch people and look good.

    What fighting sports would you recommend for a slightly overweight to chubby guy with average for body type fitness?

    I've been practising my kicks on the local homeless people, it's time to bring this shit to the gym.
     
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    Krav Maga
    Boxing/Kick Boxing
    Judo/Wrestling - Most fights end up on the floor
     
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    Personally, I think this training style could be quite effective.

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    Fight pro women wrestlers. You'll have some wonderful moments enjoying a great body every time, but will get a kick in crotch eventually by them.


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    It will be hard to look good after that though. :D
     
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  5. Ste Fishkin

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    I can't do wrestling. Rolling around on the floor like they do will just give me an erection
     
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    Put them in Hospital due to Anal Trauma and nobody will have the balls to fight you.
     
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    Have you tried ballet dancing? You would look like king dick in a leotard.
     
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    Have you tried beating the shit out of kids? I always tell kids that I could totally fuck them up. Pretty sure I can take my neighbor's 10 year old son. Then I'd laugh and laugh and laugh.
     
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    Like Ste could beat fuck out of Sam the Man
     
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    Ste would end up as Sams new Motel Bitch, with a Lamp up his arse.
     
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    Ste would end up locked in Sams dungeon, as his number one gimp.
     
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    Ste, I think Sam wants to wrestle ...

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    Why not just get a buddy to film you punching strangers and call it a "prank" video?

    Or if you're not up for the danger, you can pretend to punch people.

    For extra safety, get your other buddies in the video so that you can pretend to punch them.
     
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    Prank videos are all the rage these days.

    *Shoot somebody* "IT'S JUST A PRANK" *90k likes on Youtube video*
     
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    Whats your weight, height? Try boxing and see if its more rewarding than practising your kicks on local homeless people :)

    Other than that I heard people learn to fight just by watching Fedor's videos :)) heres one

     
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    How open are you to inverted penis surgery and hormone treatment?

    Japan Womens Wrestling:

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    Fight Donald Trump
     
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    Fedor cover distance like no one else does. Beautiful to watch
     
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