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People ever look at you funny? Maybe there is a reason.

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Techxan, Jul 1, 2014.

  1. Techxan

    Techxan Elite Member

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    Today I had to do some work in a bank in downtown Houston, and I noticed that people looked at me funny all day, almost as if some of them were about to ask some something but decided not to. It was unnerving, like everyone had seen me on the TV as a bank robber or something.

    I finally figured out why.

    I have a problem with cataracts, and my vision had gotten so poor that I lost vision in my left eye completely, the cataract was so thick that light couldn't get thru. The one in the right eye is not nearly as bad.

    I had the surgery last week to fix the left eye.

    After the surgery the vision in the left eye is so improved that now my glasses interfere with my vision in that eye but are still required for the right eye until I have surgery done on it.

    So I just removed the left lens from my glasses, I could see great, and I promptly forgot about it.

    I wonder how many people went home wondering if they should have told that old man they saw at the bank today that his glasses lens had fallen out.
     
  2. pxoxrxn

    pxoxrxn Supreme Member

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    People look at me because I'm handsome as fuck.
     
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  3. JoeMongan

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    Congratz on the surgery going well :) If you want to use your new vision to
    stare at people yourself the hang around a Wal Mart parking lot lol...
     
  4. pxoxrxn

    pxoxrxn Supreme Member

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    masturbation optional?
     
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    hahaha that is hilarious. But surgery in your eyes.. that sucks. I never want to go through any kind of surgery. I'm thinking if I get into a bad accident somehow and it requires a big expensive surgery, I would rather just die. I don't like living with debt.


    Coincidentally, I think I get stared at allot for the same reason.
     
  6. JoeMongan

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    Lol whatever gets you going man but I seriously doubt the parking lot is full of
    decent looking girls.
     
  7. pxoxrxn

    pxoxrxn Supreme Member

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    Who needs decent looking girls? I'll crank down to almost anything.
     
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    That should work then mate. :)
     
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    pxoxrxn Supreme Member

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    It's like a free HD porn.
     
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    Any beautiful girls...?? I want to look at them... :)
     
  11. JoeMongan

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    How did the poor OP's thread go from cataract surgery to handsome studs all the way down to
    spanking the monkey in a Wal Mart parking lot.
     
  12. pxoxrxn

    pxoxrxn Supreme Member

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    Because I got involved and when I get involved... the verbal diarrhea starts to fly
     
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    People stare at me all the tiume -- almost seems a lot of folks never seen a 7 foot sasquatch, but I figure it cant be that! Must be my great looks and charm instead!