People and Ketchup Bottles

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sonicpunk32

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I have seen Heinz commercials about this issue and seen people many times do this. When the ketchup in the bottle gets to be almost finished, or even halfway there, people just hold the bottle there and WAIT for the ketchup to SLOWLY edge down like a snail. Sometimes they hit the bottom of the bottle thinking it'll do something but it does nothing.

This has always had me screaming my head off inside my mind at these people. Because I never have this problem. What I have always done for years, is take the bottle by the bottom, raise my hand, and drop it down in the air like I'm throwing it, except it remains in my hand. I mean, RIGHT THERE, that's all ya need to do. Now all the effing ketchup is instantly at the top of the bottle.

No need to create special stupid upside-down bottles where the bottom is actually the top with a big ass lid as the base. Just take the bottom and fling the ketchup to the top. That simple. I have never seen anyone display any evidence of this knowledge. And well, hopefully with this thread, someone will have it.

Sorry if this isn't Lounge material. ;) :cow04:

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This is quite possibly the most random/irrelevant/useless tangent I have read here on BHW since I joined!

I don't like the new Heinz label so I should probably create a thread about it...

Really?
 
Chris22 said:
Do you prefer squeezy bottles or glass ones?
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Doesn't matter. All I have to do is fling the bottle and the ketchup is at the top, ready for me to use. I used to do this a lot with the glass ones though.
 
sonicpunk32 said:
Doesn't matter. All I have to do is fling the bottle and the ketchup is at the top, ready for me to use. I used to do this a lot with the glass ones though.
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It definitely matters. There is nothing worse than having to use a glass bottle thats all gunked up, shaking and hitting it violently so that the fresh ketchup can penetrate the disgusting crust left behind.
 
I prefer brown sauce, would this technique also work with that?
 
I do this too but I also give it a couple nice slaps while flinging it to get it all out.
 
I'll rest much better tonight now I know how to do this, I hate to think how I've got by all these years.
 
Lounge threads are so random sometimes they should be backlinks.
 
thekidwithstars said:
Is this what you guys talk about?
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Welcome to Lounge, and OP - I didn't understand your method - I also have this long waiting ketchup problem, what do you mean by taking the ketchup bottle right on the bottom, drop it, but it remains in your hand?
 
Personally I only use ketchup in glass bottles. That way when it's almost empty, rather than using your technique, I simply heave the bottle against the wall and then with a spoon I simply scrape the remaining ketchup off the wall. If there are any glass bits in it, I chew them up and crap them out.
 
loclhero said:
Personally I only use ketchup in glass bottles. That way when it's almost empty, rather than using your technique, I simply heave the bottle against the wall and then with a spoon I simply scrape the remaining ketchup off the wall. If there are any glass bits in it, I chew them up and crap them out.
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Sounds fun, why don't you post a video about it? I am pretty sure a lot of people ​will be interested.
 
loclhero said:
Personally I only use ketchup in glass bottles. That way when it's almost empty, rather than using your technique, I simply heave the bottle against the wall and then with a spoon I simply scrape the remaining ketchup off the wall. If there are any glass bits in it, I chew them up and crap them out.
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loclhero said:
Personally I only use ketchup in glass bottles. That way when it's almost empty, rather than using your technique, I simply heave the bottle against the wall and then with a spoon I simply scrape the remaining ketchup off the wall. If there are any glass bits in it, I chew them up and crap them out.
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I'd hope you are at least recycling the crapped out glass.
 
Don't try this with champagne guys - it took me ages to order a replacement bottle with a voice that only dogs could hear.
 
auxiliarus said:
what do you mean by taking the ketchup bottle right on the bottom, drop it, but it remains in your hand?
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You hold it like you're about to throw it. Making sure the end where the cap is, is facing away from you. You now make like you're throwing it, only instead of letting go, you hold on to it. The force of the movement, violently pushes the ketchup towards the opposite end of the bottle. Where the cap is. Try it, it's fun.
 
sonicpunk32 said:
You hold it like you're about to throw it. Making sure the end where the cap is, is facing away from you. You now make like you're throwing it, only instead of letting go, you hold on to it. The force of the movement, pushes violently pushes the ketchup towards the opposite end of the bottle. Where the cap is. Try it, it's fun.
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I have been lied to my whole life...
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