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Penetrating The G-Spot Thursday Night - Any Suggestions...

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by mouthpaw, Feb 21, 2012.

  1. mouthpaw

    mouthpaw Junior Member Premium Member

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    ...On how to write a catchy title? ;)

    Yes indeedy, managed to finagle myself an invite into the belly of the beast for an arts/tech confab or somesuch. Just signed the NDA so I really won't be able to comment afterward. Heh.

    They have an ad*w0rds office here in town. Anyhoo, just thought I'd share it as I am somewhat tickled by the irony. And if there's anything you guys need me to find out fer ye's, just post it here and I'll be sure to get the lowdown*.

    *truthfully, not, as I am planning to keep the profile rather low (on the DL as it were. Incognito, see... Cloaked.. Yeah...). But I am open to any and all ideas, just for giggles.

    I guess I realized the absurdity of this post about halfway through, so persnaps bhseo isn't the right forum after all. Please accept my apologies if this is more appropriate for the lounge.
     
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  2. elocin

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    We expect a full report when its over. ;)
     
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    Since when do you penetrate a G spot? #virgin ;)
     
  4. Nigel Farage

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    Get a pair of those eyeglass video cameras like what the POV porn guys wear. Post videos on YouTube and monetize. "Rubbing the G-Spot: What the Belly of the Beast Feels Like" is catchier. Get video of license plates and run a contest for who can ID the owner. ID everyone there. You could write blog post after blog post about the "who's who" at the Google shindig, who was with who, who said what about what to who, etc...Don't get drunk and pee in the punch bowl. B**ch-slap Matt Cutts if you get the opportunity.
     
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    Penetrating the G spot? Wow..that painted a very disturbing image in my head but I still managed to masturbate to it.
     
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    Seriously,

    This is the best title of any thread on BHW...I don't think it can ever be topped either.

    Back to the topic at hand....find every employee for G and punch them in the face for me....pleeeeaaaaaasssseeeee
     
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  7. mouthpaw

    mouthpaw Junior Member Premium Member

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    Mmmmkay, so, lemme see if I got my list right here:
    POVcam, check
    piss in punch bowl, check
    punch everyone, check
    bitch slap Matt, check
    and... report.

    And full post-coital* report forthcoming, once I successfully hit that.

    *Or whatever the latin is for "anal"
     
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    I tried to come up with something funnier than OP title. I couldn't. Well Done.


    Suggestions:

    1) Bring a bunch of USB flash drives laced with backdoor trojans, leave them lying around all over the place at the party and hope somebody important puts it in their computer.

    2) Livestream the whole thing secretly from a mini spy camera

    3) Wear a wire. record the whole thing. (making sure you talk to everybody)

    4) Ask them about stock tips
     
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  9. mouthpaw

    mouthpaw Junior Member Premium Member

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    I think my pre-game (I think male strippers call it "fluffing") strategy at this point is just going to be pop a bunch of uppers and go in extremely drunk already and once in just RAAAAAGE. Something interesting ought to come of that, at least.
     
  10. mouthpaw

    mouthpaw Junior Member Premium Member

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    Bwahaha. :D
    Noice!
     
  11. mouthpaw

    mouthpaw Junior Member Premium Member

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    Report: though I did manage to down three cups of wine in the 1/.2 hr I was there, it was otherwise a total waste of time. They corralled us all into the cafeteria, gave us an inane presentation including a youtube of how awesome G+ is, and the put us into groups.... with each other.

    I left after the first conversation, which was five minutes of banter after a long round of introductions to one another, and failed to find the punch bowl on my way out.

    :boring:
     
  12. Lutherblissett

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    You signed an NDA for that. . . wonder what collateral you need to pull up when they really do tell something of importance.