Paris Hilton: Lost in Space

The Scarlet Pimp

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Paris Hilton..........lost in space?

Paris Hilton will be among the passengers on RICHARD BRANSON's first Virgin
spaceflight--if she can overcome her fears that the blast-off will be a one-way
deal. The socialite has revealed she has booked a seat on the Virgin Enterprise
Rocket, which is set to take celebrities and millionaires into space next year,
but she's worried she might not come back.

Hilton says, "I'm very scared to do it. What if I don't come back? With the
whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I
know is dead? I'll be like, 'Great. Now I have to start all over.'

 

seomanifest

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Lol she really is blonde, or maybe she is just a very very good marketer

 

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3kings

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I think you would tell a marketer from a dumb chick.

 

The Scarlet Pimp

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guess you don't know paris very well...

couldn't pronounce name of the musical guest on snl; drunk driving arrest; driving on a
suspended license, got arrested again; showed up late for own trial; being a wiseguy in
court; lost her belongings after failing to pay $230. self-storage fee; had her private
things shown all across the internet -- including evidence of an abortion and herpes
pills; claimed that she'd never taken drugs *after* pics of her smoking pot showed up
online; unanimously voted "The Most Hated Celeb" at http://www.bumpshack.com/?p=870

etc. etc. etc. etc.

 

aba120

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Maybe a blonde blackhat marketer!

 

PuppetMaster

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Man, between hearing about her and Brittany Spears, I want to shoot myself. When will the fascination with either of them go away.

 

YoungGuns

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The Scarlet Pimp said:

'Great. Now I have to start all over.'

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Yeah, I bet it'll be really hard for her to reclaim herself as the most retarted hoar in the world

She is beyond stupid and clueless

 

scubaslick

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Paris H. and Virgin. Two words I never thought I'd see together.

If she enters something with the word virgin on it, won't that be like matter + anti-matter colliding? She should be afraid. Very afraid.

 

The Scarlet Pimp

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a great many people were happy after that heirhead went to the pokey.

 

ximscreamingx

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aba120 said:

Maybe a blonde blackhat marketer!

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Blond Hat marketer...

ximscreamingx

 

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deal123

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I did like to cookie stuff paris hilton.

 

millyionnnn

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Its hard to believe one minutes your doing ametaur Blow job scene to being the biggest it girl in Hollywood . Only in America lol

 

The Scarlet Pimp

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deal123 said:

I did like to cookie stuff paris hilton.

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guess you haven't seen her valtrex prescription...

 

farfetchedmoney

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lmfao I love you guys this is too too funny:lmao:

 

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blazen

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It is sad that the chance of going to space will be wasted on someone as dumb as her.

 

The Scarlet Pimp

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not if it returns in 10,000 years...

 

millyionnnn

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maybe paris leaving to space is a good thing Now the aliens can do what they want with here. Shit if were lucky they make keep her asss lol

 

The Scarlet Pimp

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A Recession, Or Is Paris Hilton's Star Waning...

Paris Hilton's claim to fame is being Paris Hilton at a nightclub. Just partying has made the Hilton heiress so popular that clubs have been paying ridiculous fees to have her show up at their venues. Hilton is currently in London, filming her UK version of My New BFF, and her take for appearance has been cut drastically.

Last time Paris was in London, she made in excess of $140,000 in appearance fees alone. This time, Hilton hasn't even hit $50,000. The Daily Mail is citing the credit crunch for the falling fees, but I think it has more to do with waning interest.

Read the rest of this article:
http://www.celebitchy.com/18399/recession_or_is_paris_hiltons_star_finally_waning/

 

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topam

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scubaslick said:

Paris H. and Virgin. Two words I never thought I'd see together.

If she enters something with the word virgin on it, won't that be like matter + anti-matter colliding? She should be afraid. Very afraid.

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LOOOOOOOOOL nice one scubaslick

 

The Scarlet Pimp

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Paris Steaming About Blue's Comments

By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC
updated 2:48 a.m. ET Sept. 6, 2006

Paris Hilton is furious with Cher's son for claiming that the two had sex — and that then he worried that he caught something from her. Elijah Blue Allman, Cher's son by rocker Gregg Allman, went on the Howard Stern show last week and boasted that he had a fling with Hilton before she was famous.

Allman, who is the lead singer and guitarist for the band Deadsy, said that after the encounter, he became so worried that he might have contracted a disease that he went downstairs and scrubbed his private parts with a household cleanser, probably Tilex.

Read entire story here:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14485290/