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Panda in a Restaurant

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by richgeeks, Dec 1, 2011.

  1. richgeeks

    richgeeks Registered Member

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    A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.

    He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda
    stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

    The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The
    manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

     
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    richgeeks Registered Member

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    Oops :(the above post has hidden text as a result of copy pasting. You know what to do.:rolleyes: