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Omg help me please!!!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Money2spare, Feb 19, 2009.

  1. Money2spare

    Money2spare BANNED BANNED

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    I have just been kidnapped. I was walking out the bank with my adsense checks when two people approached me. One shoved a gun in my back and the other instructed me to get into a Van!!

    I am now in a cold dark basement-- I hear some type of dripping sound behind me, but I am not sure of what it is.... Oh and this damn dog keeps barking at me...

    I am an American Citizen-- please someone contact the embassy

    Please someone get the word out-- I am using my phone to connect to the internet-- Use Xrumer... Digg-- Autopligg-- Autoblogs-- or something!!

    Hold on I think their coming--- OHHHHHHH SHIT..........
     
  2. str8thustler

    str8thustler Power Member

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    lol, stop. drop and roll.......oh wait your not on fire are you?
     
  3. graphicnut

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    kool, tell me how to make solid epn's and ill help, deal
     
  4. justthinking

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    I am going let you go as soon as your family gives me your checkbook, so chill out. And stay off that damn phone or else.

    graphicnut: Good response. A guy who is kidnapped and robbed at gun point sitting in a wet basement would definitely come to bhw first. I mean where else would he go? I bet it never crossed his mind to call the police.

    Plus, they must be some caring kidnappers to provide internet access for him.
     
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  5. blazen

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    lol,...... but man it would be messed up if we found out money2spare was serious and later see it in the news.
     
  6. graphicnut

    graphicnut Supreme Member

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    u think he would come to bloody bhw first?>
     
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  7. dragunov

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    very funny :D
     
  8. blazen

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    No (Of course I know no member would), but weirder things happened before
     
  9. ziah

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    "I was walking out the bank with my adsense checks" *chuckle* so you picked up your Adsense checks at the bank? Or you meant....you were going to cash them at said bank? Oh and the dripping sound you hear....that's probably just the last kidnap victims blood running out the hole where their head used to be :D
     
  10. dragunov

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    now this is getting sick
     
  11. toyo

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    wait, if I call the police...hmm, which police should I call? haha.. with that kind of info, the fed will take weeks to even know who the hell you are and where you might possibly be...

    and adsense checks? You blackhatted Google, thats a unforgivable sin.. the kidnappers are probably google gangsters.... hahha... many here don't dare mess with big G, so you're probably alone... :p
     
  12. godmonkee

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    my favorite bit is if you look at his stas he keeps popping in here , hellooooooooooo :)
     
  13. kesoh

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    LMFAO Stop don't drink the Kool Aid ....................
     
  14. godmonkee

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    i've called the feds as i didn't know what area you are in they said they will get right on it they just said got to deal with there 10 most wanted you are number 15 so not long now and you will be priority.
     
  15. stinky_boy

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    This is the kidnapper-- Please give me $1000 USD for the release of str8 or I will force him to ehwore with my links. Serious replies only.

    You can contact me through hxxp://georgebush.com/fund_raiser.html