OMFG Need $45,000 just to be normal!!! - GOD hates me!

chickuzt · Dec 22, 2008

My story the beginning...

I wrote this letter with tears blazing down my face. I wrote an email to some specialist hospital hoping to buy my normality. I have a chest deformity...I know what your thinking, "Tough to be born with that!" right? "No, I am special!" I didn't always have it! (I've been fucked over by GOD)

I use to be very popular in school and had several girlfriends all the way up until 8th grade and then everything changed. I noticed my chest started to grow slightly uneven and over four years it has only gotten worst. During this transition period of five years I have lost every single friend I have ever had. I don't go to social events, I don't talk to people, it has made me angry and bitter, but I have a thirst for normality. I have turned into a recluse hiding behind my computer. Yes, living behind a computer for five years has made me a genius, but what good is brains if you can't have any fun with friends, girls, etc. I have missed out on the prime of my life and I can NEVER go back and relive it

I decided to change my life!

I said to myself "The time to take action is now!!!" So I decided to find a solution...surgery. So I contacted a special hospital through the email I was talking about and this is what they told me....

At least most people are born with normality, but fucking no I HAVE TO BUY MINE!!!

Suggestions on how I can make $45,000 are welcome because right now I am fucking clueless, especially because I am only 17.

justone · Dec 22, 2008

better try that via email spam, I receive one of those daily. seems to work

chickuzt · Dec 22, 2008

better try that via email spam, I receive one of those daily. seems to work

^^^WTF does that mean?^^^ Did you even read it?

toyo · Dec 22, 2008

Is these guy testing one of his schemes on blackhatters here? lol

If you had that deformity, the last place you would be is a blackhat forum!

ajeeyunz · Dec 22, 2008

I agree, could you post your picture ?

chickuzt · Dec 22, 2008

Is these guy testing one of his schemes on blackhatters here? lol

If you had that deformity, the last place you would be is a blackhat forum!

Are you retarded?

I am here, at a blackhat forum, because I enjoy making money and have had great success using the internet as my medium. Money is a universal want you know.

mistamoonman · Dec 22, 2008

edit: also why cant you just use a External bracing technique ? you are under 18 , that is what they say to do before surgery.

pac1984 · Dec 22, 2008

if you have great success making coin on the tinterweb then why dont you just pay for the surgery?

kayzne · Dec 22, 2008

Hey everyone, I think its very courageous for him to come out n talk about his issue, you should respect that. He's done some good on the forum, given back to the community and you repay him by calling him a con artist?

You ask for proof, you're pathetic, even if its bullshit, it's not like he asked you for money.

Give the guy a break, If you wanna see a pic, google it.

bantoncookies · Dec 22, 2008

I want to believe you. but your name in the email is ... JOHN SMITH???

I'm not saying you can't be named John Smith... but i've seen way too many scammers emails from jane does and john smith in my life.

sereja · Dec 22, 2008

Move to Canada.

snowwhite · Dec 22, 2008

First and foremost, you have NOT been fucked over by a God, whomsoever God of your preference is. The God force, universal energy or higher spiritual entities does NOT govern your human genetic build up. It is a process of evolution and the condition you are having is just an inevitable phase of maldevelopment which happened and still happening to hundreds of thousands of people everyday.

I also noticed that you have some wrong intentions why you wanted to be normal. You emphasized the word "several" pertaining to your girlfriends and even said "what good is brains if you can't have any fun with girls". Maybe its because your young thats why all you can think of are earthly-things instead of goals, aspirations and plans in life. I dont know. But what if you change it, have a better perspective why you wish to be normal again?

45 gran is a huge money and I have only touched that kind of amount not until I turned 22. What about your parents? Dont you have insurance?

You said Money is Universal - heres reality, its NOT

The only reason why your Money is still at value is because the very few people who decides the fate of this planet still permits it to have value. But in REAL Reality, it is just an ILLUSION, it is ONLY in your MIND.

Change your perspective, change your life

kayzne · Dec 22, 2008

bantoncookies said:
I want to believe you. but your name in the email is ... JOHN SMITH???

I'm not saying you can't be named John Smith... but i've seen way too many scammers emails from jane does and john smith in my life.

Maybe he wanted to remain anonymous while asking them for information, it's somewhat of a sensitive subject.

What kind of a scammer scams people on a forum about making money into telling him how to make money?

Paranoid much?

chickuzt · Dec 22, 2008

Drama...

I'll post pictures guys, just give me some time. I'm not a scammer, just wanted some help but this got heated really quickly.

s0phia · Dec 22, 2008

If you forget all the god-hates-me-story its still a "How can i make $$$" thread, and there are already enuff on here i believe..

and if you wanna talk about your situation - go do that with somebody else, this is not the right place for this im afraid. psychiatrist, psychology forum, whatever. in here half the ppl will think you are tryin to scam us. because we have seen such scams.

if u made this up, it looks to me like that too - sorry, you better get outta here quick.

chickuzt · Dec 22, 2008

sorry, you better get outta here quick.

You're being ridiculous! Get a hold of yourself people. I have not asked anybody for money nor have I even suggested it! As a human it is natural that I try to get a social affirmation on what my next plan of action should be.

I am clueless where I should take my life right now. Do I go do something extreme to get the money or do I just remain a recluse for some time. Note, there is a window time period that the corrective surgery can be done and I am running close to it.

1 I have done nothing wrong.
2 I I'll get pictures
3 Why do you guys make so much drama?

jake3340 · Dec 22, 2008

Please don't include god or any religion to the posts, people might find it offensive.

toyo · Dec 22, 2008

lolz....dude... go to DP, they might want to hear your story~

Better still, use Yahoo Answers...lol

fxmaster · Dec 22, 2008

Everyone who takes piss out of his guy need to go see a psychiatrist because if you had such problems then you wouldn't want to be taken piss out of right?

Well i to have problems which i have trouble speaking about and now that i have seen how you treat people i don't wish to share.

Anyways point to the story is that you shouldn't really result in a operation you should see what you can do to make it better. I am sure you have seen a doctor, right?

mangoman68 · Dec 22, 2008

Here is how you do it. Got to fundable.com. Put up your cause and market it. Newspaper, radio, tv, press release, twitter, my space whatever. I am sure you can raise it. Good luck!

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