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OMFG guys... I don't know what to do?!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by josh117, Sep 10, 2008.

  1. josh117

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    This is serious guys, i am not playing around...
    My Grandmother is in my Kitchen cutting her toenails with a pair of Chicken (Kitchen) scissors.
    What shall i do? I feel kinda sick, i don't know how many times she has done this before...
     
  2. darkhatter

    darkhatter Registered Member

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    LMAO. This reminds me of this old neighbor lady that made this cottage cheese crap for us every now and then. My mom was over there one day while the old lady was making the cheese crap and she saw her licking her finger and patting down the cheese. We moved soon after. :crazy:
     
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    hahahh.. that's pretty funny. There are always something behind the scene. I don't think you want to see what happens behind the KFC counters.
     
  4. josh117

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    She has finished with the scissors but now she i doing something else. I can't really see, that plus i am also a little scared to find out. She really is taking her time...:eek:

    Looks like i am going to have to throw away the scissors.
     
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    djedje70 Regular Member

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    none of ur fr#$%ing biz dude!!!
    If she offers you $20 to bite her toe nails, JUST RUN FOR YOUR LIFE...
     
  6. digirax

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    This is only a presumption, but old people do have really tough toenails and it must be quite difficult if not impossible to clip them with a regular toe nail clipper, hence the need for scissors.
     
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    you think that's bad, I remember when I was young during a holiday, not sure if it was christmas or thanksgiving; anyway my grandmother was playing cards in her kitchen and had to pee so bad she didn't think she could make it all the way upstairs or downstairs. So in her drunkenness she pulled out a pot and stepped out the back door. I shit you not, poultry scissors and toenail clippings were the least of our concerns. Polish and Irish Ny'ers what are ya gonna do.
     
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    My grandmother used to cut her toe nails with a set of Wire Cutters.. :p

    Go figure :p

    -Mus
     
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    Prideoflion Registered Member Premium Member

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    lol This Thread Is Awesome :p, I Have A Pretty Good Idea Of What Goes On In Fast Food Restaurants Considering Most Of My Early Work Involved Fast Food.

    Here's A Tip, If You Order A Pizza, Don't Be A Dick To Person That Takes Your Call...Unless You Love Having A "Special" Ingredient That Rhymes With Pit On Your Food.

    Just A Tip :rolleyes:
     
  10. josh117

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    ^ I'm just guessing here but i suppose they do that every now and again just for kicks.

    Just an update on the story. She put the scissors back in the draw without washing it. I had to wash everything in there and throw the scissors away. It's just so disgusting. ewww...
     
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    Josh, I'm feeling generous so I'll lend you some perspective?
    Steel (and plastic for that matter) is perfectly disinfected by being placed in boiling water for 3 minutes.

    Wood has a strange property of self-disinfecting after 24 hours of no contact with the germ carrying substance. It was her nails not some biohazard waste riddled with viruses.

    It also isn't like she murdered something with them.
    Once you disinfect and clean there will be no particles of any matter left on them, they will be as they were when they were just made. Just more sanitised.

    It's all in your mind.
    Watch some Fear Factor re-runs and munch on some live spiders to prove it to yourself, you will get over this mental stumbling block.

    Life is chaotic, let the chips fall where they may, and focus on the next thing.
     
  12. josh117

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    I know it can be easily disinfected but it will always haunt me every time i use those scissors. Like you said, it's all in the mind, but you have to see her nails. OMFG.
     
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    I am very curious as to what you avatar picture is of josh??
     
  14. cokely

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    how about you stop living with your grandma?
     
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    hahhhaahahahhahhahahh
     
  16. josh117

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    It's actually a picture of a rose but many people get it confused with an Up skirt image of a woman...

    :rolleyes: You don't know how old i am ;)
     
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    Wait till you're 80 and see what your grand kinds have to say 'bout you :) .... lets hope bhw is kickin' ass then still
     
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    Lol your avatar looks like an upskirt of a really fat chick:p
     
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    buy drugs give it to your grandma done!
     
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    damn this tread had me in stiches