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Ok, Here is What I Want - total noob that is willing to work

Discussion in 'Hire a Freelancer' started by BassTrackerBoats, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. BassTrackerBoats

    BassTrackerBoats Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    This idea came from helping my favorite stepdaughter (I only have one) learn how to make money online over the past few weeks.

    Looking for a total noob... guy that makes nothing and knows less than me (that leaves the door wide open).

    I'll teach you KW research, how to find a domain name, how to set up your site, how to build your site, how to backlink your site and how to rank your site and then how to monetize it.

    Your cost will be ZERO.

    Qualifications are:

    Don't make anything online.
    Don't know how to do KW research.
    Don't know how to buy a domain.
    Don't know anything about anything about making passive income online.
    Must be willing to work (manual backlinking, writing articles, various other manual tasks that are required to learn to make money online.)


    All revenue will be yours... I'm not looking for anything but the satisfaction of helping out a brother/sister in this process.

    I have all the tools needed to get a site ranked but if you do not know them manually (my stepdaughter had to do that and I guarantee you I love her more than you), you'll not be someone that would be interested in being mentored by me.

    My participation:

    Any money that has to be spent, I'll do it.
    Any tools required I'll provide them.
    Any education that I can offer I will.

    Guarantees: None.

    This is real life and anytime you start a business (and IM is certainly a business) you have no guarantees but you will learn from someone that makes 15K a month from their personal websites.

    A caveat you should consider... if you are not willing to work, I'm not willing to share/teach... if you are lazy or disappear, I'll drop you like a 200 lb barbell.

    This offer is for the guy/gal that wants to work hard to achieve success and should be taken seriously as my time is valuable in my silly opinion.

    So, if you have an interest in making money and working VERY hard to learn how to do it, post your story below.

    I'll make a decision in less than a week and move on from there.

    Do me a favor and don't PM me as I get 40 - 50 a day as it is and any more for something like this will be a bit much.
     
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  2. MrE

    MrE Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    In before 500 noob PM's begging for you to spoon feed them. :p

    Awesome concept and a great opportunity for one lucky person who is willing to bust their ass. You are more patient than most BTB!
     
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  3. thailand

    thailand Newbie

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    Great idea, although I do make a little cash from IM nothing in the realms of website building. Mostly lucky with direct linking.

    Although I am a hard worker :)
     
  4. phluid

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    Nice, I am curious to see how many step up and are actually willing to do the work. So many talk about it but when it comes down to it they are looking for easy street.
     
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  5. d3conomy

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    Hey I think this is a great offer and very generous of you. Hopefully I qualify as I seem to meet your requirements exactly.

    I just graduated college in May and rather than let my life stagnate waiting for the job market to magically reappear, I moved 7000 miles away from anyone that I've ever met to China and started working here as a Kindergarten English teacher.

    The goal was/is to learn the language and explore opportunities for my future while all my friends back home wait tables with their degrees and complain about the economy. I recently stumbled upon the IM world and am excited and overwhelmed about how to get started.

    I obviously have no aversion to hard work or trying new things, as I packed up my life and went to a country where I am a minority of less than .01%

    I know what it takes to be successful, but not how to get there and would not squander this opportunity. Thank you for your time and consideration and good luck to whoever is selected.
     
  6. mudbutt

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    Can I haz review copy? Just kidding, noobs hop on this!
     
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  7. Randy569

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    Wish you would have offered this deal about 7 years ago, I would have been all over it.

    Would have saved me a lot of trial and error.

    This is a very generous thing you are offering here, BTB. Just goes to show what we already knew. Not only are you a real asset to this forum, your willingness to help people goes far beyond what the average member here is willing to offer.

    Why you are not an Executive VIP yet is beyond me.

    You are a good man, BTB. I salute you.

    :You_Rock_
     
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  8. m0nster

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    World needs more people like you man.

    I almost wish I met the requirements ^^

    I hope Anyone who is lucky enough to get this realizes the gift they'll be getting, in multi-million dollar industry that most learn from stumbling from blog to article to forum, the opportunity to be mentored/take a actually useful class is of utmost rarity
     
  9. joshweaver9

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    I have made money on Craigslist but I've not made any money via the methods that you have stated. I am a college graduate from the US and currently do contract marketing. I would be honored to be chosen for this. I originally started looking into to IM to pay back my student loans ( I don't believe on bailing on something I borrowed) but then I noticed that a living truly could be made from IM.

    I honestly will do whatever it takes to succeed and the training from you would be invaluable.
     
  10. microsoft

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    My Qualifications are:

    Don't make anything much online.
    Don't know how to do KW research quickly.
    Don't know how to buy a domain (no money on paypal).
    Don't know anything about anything about making passive income online.
    Willing to work (manual backlinking, writing articles, various other manual tasks that are required to learn to make money online.)

    :rolleyes:
     
  11. johnnyd77

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    Hey BTB,

    I'm interested.

    My story? Just a student who's looking to build something and make it expand.

    I must say that I KNOW how to buy a domain, and I own scrapebox.

    Any income? Yes, i'm selling some articles here and there, not more than that. I dont have any website making money, (even if i tried).

    I would be ready to work. The only ressource that I have is time. Maybe not as much as other candidate, since i'm a student, so I cant be 10h a day in IM ( I wish I could) but I think that I have enough time to build something.

    Anyways, I think this is it. I guess i'll be the student noob of the thread :)

    Johnny
     
  12. Yupefer

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    Well I'm 17
    I think I should apply for this because I just recently got an idea of what most of these things are from reading BHW.
    When I'm fully committed to something dedication is no issue.
    BTB since you seem to be notorious on these forums I'm sure a few lessons from you would turn me into a successful full time Internet Marketer.

    The main reason I think this would be beneficial for me is because I am homeschooled and most likely whenever you're available I will be available and there will be no dispute with scheduling. Also I have nothing but time to apply your teachings as soon as I learn them.

    Thank you, Yupefer
     
  13. BassTrackerBoats

    BassTrackerBoats Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Just a bit of a disclaimer for those interested; I'm 54 years old and work no less than 14 hours a day Monday - Friday and at least 6 hours a day on Saturday and Sunday so I'll not be an easy peazy guy to work with.. you don't have to work my hours but you'll have to work.

    You want to make money in IM - you have to work.

    This is no different than any other business whether brick and mortar or not.
     
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  14. Yupefer

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    I'm literally willing to work 18hrs a day Sunday - Saturday
    If that's truly what it takes
     
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    The world needs more people like you.. Thanks for contributing..
     
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    I'm 100% interested. I've been reading on here for a couple months now and can't figure anything out. I'm a college student, going to school for computer networking actually..it's ironic, I suppose, that I know nothing about IM. I am unemployed, so I have nothing but time to dedicate, and my hard work to throw at it. If given the opportunity I would without a doubt live up to your expectations. it almost seems like one of those to good to be true scenarios, but I am willing to prove that with hard work you can do it. thanks for your consideration!
     
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    No different than anything in life worth doing, business or not. Depending on where you are in the US (I assume) we'll have a 12hr + time difference, but I'm willing to stay up whatever hours are needed to communicate. On the plus side, all my work will be ready for review when you wake up in the morning.

    I've said my piece above and won't spam this thread or beg for help. I'd relish the opportunity, but if you find somebody more deserving then best of luck to them and I hope they succeed. I'll make it either way, but I'd rather do the work with the lights on than stumble around in the dark.
     
  18. battlepope

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    I bet a lot of noobs don't even read this. There is nothing in the title mentioning method and making a guarantee of money in hand with no work.

    I would really enjoy the opportunity to work with you. I have been in IM a little while but still consider myself a complete newcomer. I have tried and failed many times to achieve a recurring income but my efforts have all failed due to various reasons like bad keyword research, insufficient knowledge with seo, and no web design skills. Hard work is not an issue for me, as I just got done putting together a 60 page pdf for someone and got it done for them almost 2 weeks ahead of schedule. I can not think of a better opportunity for really getting into IM than working with someone who already knows what they're doing. Also I can bust my ass on IM every day since I was recently laid off and now focus full time on IM when not looking for a "real job". (Would be amazing to not have to get another real job) I am not sure if I qualify though because I already do make a little money but its nothing recurring, just comes from little bs ideas I have on a daily basis.
    PS. If you choose me it will make me do this:
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    I will personally upload a video to BHW of myself doing this if you choose me and manage to make me successful.
     
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  19. hendort

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    I'd love the opportunity to learn from such a respected member of BHW!

    I don't completely fit the qualifications, but I'm fairly close. A few months ago I made some money through ad posting, but it quickly dwindled. I know how to buy a domain and install wordpress, though I don't know how to backlink or proper keyword research.

    I have between 3-4 solid hours a day that I can work online, as I am also working parttime and going to college in a work intense animation program.

    My goals are to graduate debt free as well as help my brother graduate debt free.

    Again, I appreciate the opportunity!

    Tom
     
  20. dabeast

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    thats nothing, i will do a striptease if btb chooses me ;) i can just wish :rolleyes:
     
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