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Oh shit guys, I missed my chance to enrol... AGAIN!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Ste Fishkin, Feb 6, 2016.

  1. Ste Fishkin

    Ste Fishkin BANNED BANNED Jr. VIP

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    Thankfully I am not talking about anything important, just the Matthew Woodward Private Blog Network Specialist Course.

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    You know what they say, the best opportunities in life only come along twice.

    So it looks like I will never be a Matt Woodward approved private blog network specialist.

    I will never get to watch 53 videos of a sweaty ginger guy who looks like he's about to collapse from too much 3rd world country sun :(

    I fucked up guys.
     
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  2. David Cameron

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    Totally legit. Maybe look on Fiverr for an alternative course?
     
  3. Alex1098

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    Does he look like "The Shermanator" from American Pie or is it just me?
     
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  4. Ste Fishkin

    Ste Fishkin BANNED BANNED Jr. VIP

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    Oh my god...

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    I think the answer is yes!
     
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  5. NullReferenceX

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    Private Blog Network Specialist Certification Program, sounds legit. Why does he look like he is handling two phantom c*cks though?
     
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    lol 10 modules, 53 lessons, 39 videos, and 6 fucking cheat sheets.

    All just to learn about PBN's?

    Holy shit people cant just google anymore and read 1 or 2 articles. They need 10 modules, 53 lessons, 39 videos, and 6 fucking cheat sheets.

    It amazes me how dumb humans can be.
     
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    the cringe is too strong
     
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    In that picture it looks like MW is milking an imaginary cow, or does the guy have arthritis?



    EDIT: NullReferenceX beat me to it lol
     
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    Private Blog Network SPECIALIST CERTIFICATION????????????????

    EDIT: Here is some shit for you to take a look at, some details:
    http://marketerseal.com/certifications/private-blog-network-specialist/
     
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  10. NullReferenceX

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    It's called muscle memory, happens when you do something for a long time over a long period.
     
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  11. Sherbert Hoover

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    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skiing

    when a MATTHEW WOODWARD jerks two guys off at the same time.

    Example: What did you do last night? I went skiing with Connie and Jim.
     
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  12. NullReferenceX

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    It's just getting better and better, i'm starting to see a pattern here.

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  15. Ste Fishkin

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    It just gets better and better and better:

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    Is he challenging the audience to a fight? Come On!
     
  17. NullReferenceX

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    Again it's a sign of muscle memory, he cleary has his hands halve open like he is handeling something.
     
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    No that isn't mine, someone put that cucumber in my luggage.

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  20. Ste Fishkin

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    Right then, well I will make the first move boys.

    We're running an open day at work. We have 25 people with motorcycles, I should be mixing with customers and booking them in for work.

    Instead I am sat here with my feet up photoshoping pictured of matt fucking woodward.



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