Ode to the Spell Checker

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  1. Entrepreneur

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    Just found this is the local rag and quite enjoyed it, so thought a few might enjoy the light read. :D

    Ode to the Spell Checker

    Eye halve a spelling chequer
    It came with my pea sea
    It plainly marques four my revue
    Miss steaks eye kin know sea

    Eye strike a key and type a word
    And weight four it two say
    Weather eye am wrong oar write
    It shows me strait a weigh

    As soon as a mist ache is maid
    It nose bee fore two long
    And eye can put the error rite
    Its rare lea ever wrong

    Eye have run this poem threw it
    I am shore your pleased two no
    Its letter perfect awl the weigh
    My chequer tolled me sew
     
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  2. foxler

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    Uh oh.. ff3 doesn't know the work "chequer"
     
  3. mack

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    Haha, it's probably a good word in the UK version... "check her" would work for US