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Noah's Ark found in Turkey - What's your opinion?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Android0007, Apr 29, 2010.

  1. Android0007

    Android0007 Junior Member

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    I just found this in the news thought it would be interesting but check it out if you haven't heard already.

    h**p://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2949640/Noahs-Ark-found-in-Turkey.html#ixzz0mK1oKhYD

    ^replace the **

    This could be history maybe find a way to motorize this subject for profit? hehe
     
  2. WizGizmo

    WizGizmo Super Moderator Staff Member Premium Member

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    I haven't read the article yet, however, I am curious to know how in hell they were able to fit Noah's Ark inside of a Turkey (lol) :D

    "Wiz"
     
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  3. CEPI

    CEPI Power Member

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    I'm pretty sure the king of monetizing fake stories has been religion so I'm kind of out of that niche for good. ;)

    I hope they enjoy their boat nonetheless
     
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    7878 Executive VIP Premium Member

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    That may be the case but if you look closely the OP suggested "motorizing" the ark, so clearly he is suggesting that the ark be rebuilt as a Miami Vice style powerboat. :)
     
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    HAHAHA, WOW Awesome pick up on that, I didn't even notice he had it lined up for dual Rolls Royce turbines.....aaahhh ssiiiggghhh "motorize" he says...
     
  6. JuicyBlack

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    Nuff said...
     
  7. overl00rd

    overl00rd Junior Member

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    Not in your wettest dream...
    I'd start to believe if the story published by a scientific community publication (Science, NatGeo, etc), not just taken from British yellow tabloid. But hey, maybe it's only a start til the ball rollin'.
     
  8. gbmack

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    Too bad I can't think of a way to monetize this =/
     
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  9. Android0007

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    thx for the spell check! :D

    but yea.. "motorizing" Noah's Ark would be the shit haha i guess it would deff require an upgrade after 4000 years.. maybe add wireless internet for the crew and all u kno what i'm saying? hehe
     
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    Oh lol the first sentence already had me taking this discovery with a grain of salt.

    but then I saw the description of what they found "He said the structure contained several compartments, some with wooden beams, that they believe were used to house animals."

    :rolleyes:
     
  11. The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    arks have been found before and they are always too young to be genuine.
     
  12. Jeremy_AM

    Jeremy_AM Regular Member

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    Or they are merely rock formations ;)
     
  13. CSalt2

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    noah's ark is on my napkin
     
  14. stopnstare

    stopnstare Junior Member

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    Not possible. The story is passed down in a collection of Fictional books known as the Bible. For everlasting salvation [Click Now] :D
     
  15. HoNeYBiRD

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    here's the Bible in fourchan version, i can't stop laughing when i read it first:

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    btw i'm catholic :) and i can laugh at my own religion!
    i believe in science and evolution rather than any religion, so what i think about Noe's barka: they never find it because it never existed!
     
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  16. grabdavid

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    Give away a free ebook on how they found it? And what this means for the world? Have a phrase that pulls them in. "Discover what the tabloids want tell you about this new discovery of Noahs Ark!, " make it up ". Use the news stories and expand on it. Then build your christian list loads of christian offers out there. Spam christian offers. Motorize this
     
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    You could put up some sort of cpa gateway to view "Exclusive" pictures/footage of the findings.
     
  18. JuicyBlack

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    LOL .... .He forgot to mention Daniel and John who were smoking some serious dope when they wrote "Daniel" and "The book of revelation" .... OHH CRAP! I forgot to watch Supernatural .... ohh well.....
     
  19. Android0007

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    supernatural was badass tonight.. bobby might give up his soul .. oops! :D
     
  20. rawturtle

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    I have researched the Great Flood for the last decade. I can say that it is impossible for this event not to have existed.
    There are more than 500 legends all over the world that speak about this event.(from the islands of Pacific to the Arctic circle)
    Also you can find evidence, like animals frozen in an instant with food on their mouth or skeletons of large whales deep inside of a continent. These kind of things cannot be explained just by the glaciers movements.
    It is up to you what you believe, but you cannot make a firm statement about an event that took place so long ago!