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no wonder I couldn't find Legos anywhere in stores [NSFW]

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by lmxftw, Jan 25, 2014.

  1. lmxftw

    lmxftw BANNED BANNED

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    so I got home today after searching for some Lego sets for me and my brother to play with ... found nothing in the local supermarkets/malls so I went online and search for Lego sets and why they seem to be extinct...

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    curiosity killed the cat but my findings were more interesting than anything a cat might know

    so apparently one curvacious porn star name Christy Mack has a Lego build fetish and launched a challenge to her Twitter follower base:

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    when seeing, to her disappointment, that not a lot of her followers have enough eye-brain-hand coordination to get a quick build and deliver a quick prize (hehe) she extended the deadline for the contest until March 1st. Apparently porn stars have marketing degrees because, soon enough, her inbox got invaded (see what I did there ?) with angry messages about her being a self promoting beeotch (because fully tattooed porn star just isn't a day job) and doing this so called contest just for the media attention that might help her bag the last of the porn awards... some kind of kinky Oscar that might vibrate.

    Hilarity ensued when the Lego desiring porn star answered to those allegations:

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    So right now I've got, besides the raging boner, two things on my mind. 1st off... will there be a 'build your own porn star' Lego set... because I want in on that. And secondly where can I find a team of top notch Lego builders ?

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    hmmmmmmmmm. Legos why you are so extinct.
     
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    LOL can't believe this shit hahaha

    just remind yourself of how many blowjobs she has given to hundreds of different guys. And other dirty things shes done. I wouldn't even let the hoe touch me.
     
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  6. lmxftw

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    I'm guessing that would most likely win the contest, you should submit that entry.

     
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    So nobody was smart enough to build a hello kitty from lego and get the bj of a lifetime?