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New Vagina Spa Opens in New York!

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  1. The Scarlet Pimp

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    The Vagina Spa Opens In New York

    APR 28 - The New York Times reports on a jaw-dropping addition to the medical spa trend.

    Now comes the first medi spa in Manhattan wholly dedicated to strengthening and grooming a woman's genital area. Phit -- short for pelvic health integrated techniques -- is to open this month on East 58th Street.

    Dr. Lauri Romanzi, a gynecologist who performs pelvic reconstruction surgery, said she came up with the idea for the spa one day while walking by an outlet of BriteSmile, the tooth-whitening chain. She liked that the stores cater to people with healthy teeth.

    The spa is essentially a gussied-up examination room down the hall from Dr. Romanzi's medical practice. At the spa, the signature treatment will be a $150 gynecological exam -- in which a client contracts her pelvic muscles around Dr. Romanzi's fingers -- to determine by feel whether muscle tone is weak, moderate or strong.

    Dr. Romanzi likes to call the vaginal workouts she prescribes "personal training." Clients could also use an in-office electrostimulation machine to improve pelvic muscle tone or buy a device for home use. Dr. Romanzi said that such treatments are intended to improve bladder control; she said pelvic training may also lead to more intense orgasms.

    Further proving that she has perfected the art of the soundbite, Dr. Romanzi goes on to say:

    "If you can vote and you have a vagina, you should do these," she said. "It's the dental floss of feminine fitness."

    and

    "The outer layer can become almost scrotal, very wrinkly and lax," Dr. Romanzi said.

    Phit's website shows their services as follows:

    Vaginal Rejuvenation:
    Kegel Phitness
    Do-It-Yourself
    Baby Boot Camp
    Inner Strength Personal Trainer
    The "Other" Face Lift
    Lazy Susan
    Core Restore
    Lip Sync

    Skin Rejuvenation:
    Refirme Skin Tightening
    Matrix IR Wrinkle Reduction
    Velashape Body Recountouring
    Elose Laser Hair Removal
    Velasmooth Cellulite Treatment
    Diamondtome Micro-Dermabrasion
    Optimal Skin Care Regimens

    http://www.theperfectphit.com
     
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    dumdum4gumgum Power Member

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    It's about time - I've been waiting for something like this to come around.

    I'll be opening the door to my Penis Spa in Los Angeles this summer. Keep an eye out for it.

    We'll be offering deep scrotal cleansing, helmet rejuvination, vein enhancements, and stalk strengthening.

    PM me to receive a coupon for one free Weiner Washing.
     
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    Haha, I was going to say exactly that :p
     
  5. Sanitarium

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    Send this to Brittney Spears, if anyone's seen the pics then, YEAH, you know what i'm talking bout.

    High five anyone? No? Alright. "looks away"
     
  6. fusilli_jerry89

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    finally some good news.. Hopefully this will lead to some sort of vaginal revolution, eventually leading to the bettering of vaginas everywhere.
     
  7. The Scarlet Pimp

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    Ok, let me get this straight...Women pay a doctor to stick a finger up there vajayjay to see if the muscle is tone or weak? Ummmm isn't that what women have boyfriends/husbands for?
     
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    Giggidy Giggidy :cat16:
     
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    Hmmm... I've always thought that was a job for their pimp...
     
  11. HardAssets

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    I hear there are big openings in that field!
     
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    curious step by step
    or how it works in video

    any review
     
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    IT would be far better if a real penis was used

    I can help you there!:peace:
     
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    wacky! :D
     
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