New to Black Hat; Looking for someone to teach me the ropes (Programs)

So my last post was introducing myself. I now have to ask for assistants in the Black Hat SEO Program section. I'm thinking the best for my site would be this route. If anyone has knowledge of the tools like Scrapper, SENuke, SENukeXCR, Scrapebox, Xrumer, etc would you be interested in teaching me the best way you know how for my site that would be greatly accepted? If you accept it I'm looking at a teacher student type of thing (not for 6 hours a day bs.) just a part time that can teach me how to use them for the best results here and there. Note: The site has to confine around downloads. Meaning; more downloads more profit. It's also many downloads for many different things so each download will need it's own SEO. So I'll need to know how to work by myself to add the SEO to the new downloads without help.

I ask this because, I'm new and read a lot about how you can be sent to the graveyard as some say within google. I wish not to go there. I also know I'll mess up on my own and have to clean up my mess, since how this is my first site I want the best for it. I can not PM due to lack of posts so let me know how else to get in contact with you personally.

Thank you very much BlackHatWorld Community

I dont think anyone will bother to teach u personally but those tools are pretty much established so use the "search" option on the forum and look for tutorials.