http://whatthefuckismysocialmediastrategy.com/ The site works by jumbling a few verbs (facilitate, foster, leverage) and nouns (?word of mouth?, buzz, ?branded utilities?) into a sentence that sounds impressive but means absolutely nothing. It?s hilarious, but it?s also eerily accurate. Thousands of pitches have left me scarred to the point that this site actually makes my stomach churn. In all seriousness, if you took a few of these phrases, added a quote or two, and threw in one sentence of actual news, you?d have a pretty convincing press release. -Tech Crunch "Facilitate audience conversations and drive engagement with social currency." "Target influencers with engaging assets to act as platforms for conversation." Some of them are spot on some of the things i've heard.