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Never trust a female....

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by menaice, May 6, 2009.

  1. menaice

    menaice Regular Member

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    So yea i was having drunk sex with this girl that i casually know. I said "i don't have a condom" she said "its ok just pull out" so me being drunk and wanted the pussy anyway though ok the pull and pray should work just fine. I let her know i was getting ready to go and i was about to pull out she wraps her lets around my back and holds me tight and says "i want to have you child" WTF :eek:
     
  2. farfetchedmoney

    farfetchedmoney Regular Member

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    Let this be a lesson learned....intoxicants clouds your thinking...in other words don't do drugs or drinking :yeah: :drinking2
     
  3. positivenote

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    haha..this would be my best answer..bitch you must be crazy..i aint going down for child support!"

    You gotta remember women probably want a child..and your money as well..;)
     
  4. xheylove

    xheylove Newbie

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    I was waiting forthe FML at the end ...
     
  5. shapeshift3r

    shapeshift3r Junior Member

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    Lol. What a crazy bitch!
     
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    billu512 Power Member

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    Man Wht a --- :D
     
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    AmazinAzn Regular Member

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    Best quote ever. When I read that I imagined some black guy and a crazy black chick doing it and when she says "I want your baby!" the black guy says that and throws her off.
     
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    No glove no love babe
     
  10. spikyy

    spikyy Junior Member

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    This is amazing, i just can't believe it. :(

    That girl is just insane if she did that
     
  11. vegasvillan

    vegasvillan Regular Member

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    I had a girl go after the condom and try and get herself pregnant after the fact....girls are very crazy take my word for it....I had this one bitch stab me last year cuz I wouldnt marry her
     
  12. BozoClown

    BozoClown Junior Member

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    You seem to attract the wrong type of girls.
     
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  13. superbspurs

    superbspurs Regular Member

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    And she's far too strong for you to resist right. Pathetic excuse for a man! Of course we only have your version....bet you enjoyed it anyway :)
     
  14. blackhattrial

    blackhattrial Regular Member

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    what ? If she gets pregnant she takes your money?
    or when she gives birth to a child?

    which means anyone can steal your wealth? is it legal rule?
     
  15. fatjack'sblackhat

    fatjack'sblackhat Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I have never heard anything so shitty man. Im sorry :/
     
  16. small_town_boy

    small_town_boy Power Member

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    This has to be a joke. Also, she can't steal your money if she gets pregnant. Just marry her or something and live together, but act like a total jackass, so she leave you herself and you won't need to pay anything then.
     
  17. Knoxgates

    Knoxgates Supreme Member

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    I had a GF, even after i used a condom she later said that she is pregnant WTF...
    How can it be possible.
     
  18. darkmobius

    darkmobius Regular Member

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    maybe she poked holes in the condom before you put it on?
     
  19. Knoxgates

    Knoxgates Supreme Member

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    Naaa. It didn't happen. I take care of that "Before and After"
     
  20. wowhaxor

    wowhaxor Executive VIP Premium Member

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    Whatever, I cum inside girls fairly often. It feels good and I haven't got one pregnant yet.