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Nelson Mandela...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by themagician, Sep 10, 2008.

  1. themagician

    themagician Regular Member

    Mar 25, 2008
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    Brit in Thailand
    A friend in Spain just sent me this and it floored me. It's so bad it's hilarious, but then I suppose that depends on your sense of humour.

    Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.

    When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,

    'You Sign! You sign!'

    Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

    Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder,

    'You Sign! You sign!'

    Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and shuts the door in his face.

    The next day he hears a knock at the door again.

    When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.

    He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,

    'You sign! You sign!'

    Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting:

    'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.

    The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again..

    On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,

    'You sign! You sign!'

    Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

    This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little Man by his shirt front and yells at him:

    'Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?'

    The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:

    (It's a beauty)

    (Wait for it)

    (Get your best Chinese accent ready)

    'You not Nissan Main Dealer?


    Sincere apologies to all our Chinese forum members, some of whom probably speak better English than me.
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  2. entity

    entity Registered Member

    Jan 17, 2008
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    LOL it's so bad... :D
  3. oscarslater

    oscarslater Regular Member

    Mar 13, 2008
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    Thanks for that WP, I was actually trying to 'get it' then I saw your post

    magician......I like that

  4. scubaslick

    scubaslick Regular Member

    Aug 23, 2007
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    Wee Todd did.


    That was painful themagician. But I'm so going to use that at pint night tonight. lol.
  5. josh117

    josh117 Guest

    It's so bad it's good. Haha, thanks :D