Hey lads and lasses, I need a bit of assistance and I was hoping someone here could help me out. I'm a very generou$ man. I'm willing to donate 400 'roses'. I need someone to come over to my apartment. Please wait a minute no dirty thoughts but I would like to sleep on your lap while you occasionally feed me grapes. And make sure you watch me sleep all night (8 hours minimum). That's basically it. Please respond here, serious replies only. Include a pic so that I know ur not a bot.