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Need help with a favor from bhw, please no judgement

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by pewep, Sep 25, 2016.

  1. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    Hey lads and lasses, I need a bit of assistance and I was hoping someone here could help me out. I'm a very generou$ man.

    I'm willing to donate 400 'roses'.

    I need someone to come over to my apartment. Please wait a minute no dirty thoughts but I would like to sleep on your lap while you occasionally feed me grapes. And make sure you watch me sleep all night (8 hours minimum). That's basically it. Please respond here, serious replies only. Include a pic so that I know ur not a bot.
     
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  2. Zwielicht

    Zwielicht Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    So is this hedonism or are you looking for a body guard? Perhaps both?
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  3. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    Details can be discussed upon arrival.
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    Beautiful, beautiful that is exactly what I need....although I'm not 100% sure of the 20 blue dicks but I'm willing to be open minded
     
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    Do you need be fed with large grapes, lol
     
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    Seriously? That is my pic in the profile but you have to bear with my hair style though (it is a bit unique). :p
     
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    After your thread about your dick size now this, Should i need to guess whats next? :p
     
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    Another classic troll @pewep bookmarked of course. :D
     
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    The bigger the better.
     
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    What about the hair style? Don't tell me you like the bald, lol
     
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    I prefer nouveau orangutan (see profile pic) but I'm not too picky. If I can see my face reflecting from your shiny bald head that's a deal breaker though.
     
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    Will there be sobbing involved? What sort of pants will I need to wear? Do I have to bring the grapes or will they be provided?

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    What, sobbing? I never said anything about that. I'm certainly not trying to compensate for anything at all, I'm not sure why you would think my daddy never loved me.

    Pants - spongebob square pants. I mean literally square pants made of a sponge like material.

    Grapes will be provided but if you bring your own, make sure to get the extra large variety.
     
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    I can provide this in HQ very cheap. plz add me on skype: addmeyeahbaby666

    - Newbie with 1 post count
     
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    Can I get a review copy first?
     
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    sounds like he is looking for little boys , be careful
     
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    Good luck in your search pewep.

    unfortunately I am pre-booked for allowing grown men to sleep on my lap until late 2017.
     
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    Would you consider an automated life like doll that has a cushioned lap and the ability to feed grapes and comes complete with a built in fleshlight? I can do this for 400 roses.