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Need help dealing with this girl - what should I say?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by pewep, Jul 29, 2009.

  1. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    To make a long story short my ex-gf and I are talking again and to be completely honest I still really, really fucking love her to pieces. Well before we started talking I said something very wrong to her that I'd do anything to take back and really it's a coin toss that she'll be with me again. She loves me a lot too but I did hurt her. God this sucks.

    I need help, what could I possibly say to convince her I don't think that bad stuff about her? I'm thinking about just licking her pussy until the orgasms me into forgiveness. Would that work?

    I need female advice primarily.
     
  2. tygrus

    tygrus Supreme Member

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    This is the wrong place to come for help. Have you seen the answers people give to these threads? Most don't know shit about the female species. Go talk with a real live friend or your brother or parents.
     
  3. Hell389

    Hell389 BANNED BANNED

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    That sucks.

    If you need a time machine, pm me.
     
  4. orangeblossoms

    orangeblossoms Regular Member

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    lol @ "licking her pussy until the orgasms me into forgiveness." Yeah that'll work wonders for like 5 minutes post-orgasm and then she'll remember what you did again & hate you ;)
     
  5. lazyentrepreneur

    lazyentrepreneur Junior Member

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    Why waste time with this failed relationship? I can understand separation when a legally binding contract is involved like marriage, but I have never understood trying to rekindle a flame that has obviously burned out. Why? Go for something new.
     
  6. Slasher

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    Ask her:

    "What do you want me to do, so that I may PROVE to YOU my love?"

    It'll work.
     
  7. schmedes2

    schmedes2 Newbie

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    No offense but that's the most fail method ever. That only works for john Cusack in the movies.

    What did you say?
     
  8. MuonTrail

    MuonTrail Registered Member

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    Females are the last people you want to ask for advice about other females. What they say =/= what they actually want.

    My generic advice to your vague question: Most females tend to respond better to actions rather than words. Whatever it is you want her to understand about the situation... try to think of a way to show her rather than trying to reason.

    Make sense? They tend to react to how they feel about a situation... so think of a way to put her in/create a situation that will make her feel good you and her. Then lick her until she forgets the entire thing. :p
     
  9. portugalkix

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    Don't brute force things. Give her some time. If she loves you, she'll came back to you.
     
  10. DFunny

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    Have you apologized already? If so just dummy up, pretend it never happened. Continuing to apologize for the same thing over and over is counter productive. You said you're sorry, now forget it.
     
  11. muslickzz

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    WTF is up with people thinking that we are Fucking Ann Landers?? If you need advise on girls go fucking ask someone else. This shit is weak, how can you have strong business game is you have to come here crying about some pussy that you can't have/dosen't want you.. Pathetic.

    Maybe we need a "Bitching about women issues/Crying about women" Board.. for fucks sake go to DP with this shit.

    -M
     
  12. Spanic

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    Ask on yahoo answers
     
  13. FarmTeam

    FarmTeam Junior Member

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    It's a failed relationship, give up and move on. Women come and go. There is no such thing as love, it is a psychological trick to ensure mating and raising of a child so it can one day fall for the same trick and get caught in the never ending loop of sustaining the human race.
     
  14. mosoi148

    mosoi148 Regular Member

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    Here, 95 "get my ex back" type articles.

    Now go read em:

    Code:
    http://www.rapidspread.com/file.jsp?id=nvcgpykrb7
    Honestly, there is some good stuff in there.

    P.S I have an Ebook too if ya want, but it will cost you. ;)
     
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  15. LadRak

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    If you tell me what you told her I can give you the solution.

    A simple generic solution is never the best option.

    Honestly, I promise I won't laugh.
     
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  17. pewep

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    I called her a whore and said she was bad in bed. Yeah....I'm an asshole. It was a mistake because her jealous bf was doing some shit and made her look bad and I overreacted (he called me a needle dick from her facebook).

    Basically he got super pissed that she still loved me and did some shit. God.....I love her alot guys. You either get it or you don't.

    I'm going to go ahead give her a stallion-wild fucking. See if she reacts positively.

    Edit: On the real though, I'm an ass. I've learned my lesson about insulting people. I'm just gonna apologize again and buy her a lot of shit. At least we're talking again thank GOD.
     
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  18. darkmobius

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    this tells me you don't really love her but you just want to screw her :rolleyes:
     
  19. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    Removed for her privacy even though you'll never find her ;)
     
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  20. muslickzz

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    lol, there's a face that'll sell on CL...

    Lesson#1 Never.. NEVER .. put your GF's face up on BHW.