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Need Girl With Sexy Voice - $5 Now.

Discussion in 'Making Money' started by blanko, Aug 4, 2008.

  1. blanko

    blanko BANNED BANNED

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    I need a girl with a sexy voice to record a message that I can use for craigslist personals. I'll have a script for you to read. Will be less than 30 seconds probably.

    Pay $5 to paypal.
     
  2. blanko

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    Really.....No females in here???
     
  3. blanko

    blanko BANNED BANNED

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    $50 for reading something that takes 30 seconds?

    "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert"
     
  4. catman08

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    hehehe pretty funny indeed :-D
     
  5. kayzne

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    hehehe, using my strategy eh! well done.

    I can have it done for you for 15 bucks. pm me
     
  6. Thug Media

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    lol great story..
     
  7. vapid2323

    vapid2323 Newbie

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    I will see if my GF can help
     
  8. themagician

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    '...I am amazed at these $5 offers. A bottle of water costs more than that in Europe, so you're not even getting a beer for your trouble. Personally, I would rather help out for free. $5 is an insult.

    Anyway blanko, go here and do your own. MorphVOX® Junior is free voice changer software that will modify your voice to match your personality. You can sound like a man, woman, or little folk. Built-in voices and sound effects make this voice changer so convenient to use.

    Code:
    http://www.screamingbee.com/product/MorphVOXJunior.aspx
    themagician
     
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  9. blanko

    blanko BANNED BANNED

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    Wow, everyone must be extremely lazy here to be whining about only paying $5 for something that takes 30 seconds. Most people barely make more than that in an hour.
     
  10. themagician

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    '...On the contrary, when I did professional voice-overs I got paid several hundreds of dollars for a 30 second ad. Who the hell only gets $5/per hour?

    Seriously, you can do your own here. Otherwise, send me the script and I will do it using the voice changer. But if you want an American accent it will cost $500 extra...lol

    Code:
    http://www.screamingbee.com/product/MorphVOXJunior.aspx
    themagician
     
  11. tatsu

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    why don't you put an ad up for that in craig*list gigs section?
    BH'ers aim for the big money.
    you'll probably find many offers if you post in the CL's gigs section.
     
  12. bigman

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    thing is....reading that script might take 30 secs but there is lot of preliminary work to be done too

    replying to this thread saying im interested...working out the details...setting up the recording thing...sending over the recorded file...further correction if necessary...then checking out paypal to see if payment is made...

    whole thing does take a lot lot lot more than 30 secs eh?
     
  13. themagician

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    '...O.K. I touched on this on the Don LaFontaine thread.

    Even assuming you have a sound studio already set up and can just do the voice-over, it takes YEARS of experience to know which words to emphasize and how to make it sparkle and not sound like it is read from a script.

    Initially I had elocution lessons and later drama and speech. This took five years. I also had my own radio show and did voice-overs for commercials and dialogue for promotional videos. I can walk into a sound studio, read the script and deliver it exactly within the allotted time, whether that be 15-20 or 30 seconds AND, the engineers don't even have to remove the 'breaths' which is normal procedure to make the dialogue snappy.

    I appreciate what I explain is high-end voice-overs but if all that blanko wants is any dopey girl's voice reading in a monotonous manner, then ANY girl in the street will do, or a female family member.

    I so hate unprofessionalism. If a job is worth doing, for heaven's sake, do it right...and if that means stumping up a bit more than $5 so be it...and if you haven't got more than $5 get the hell out of the Big Pond...lol

    themagician
     
  14. blanko

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    Wow, All I needed was a girl to use a computer microphone, and read like 2 sentences. I don't need anything professional.

    This is going to act as a voicemail recording on a phone.

    You guys act like I'm asking someone to do a voice for an animated motion picture.

    If putting a mic to your mouth, pressing a record button, and reading out loud is too difficult....then all I have to say is wow.....

    I should pay $100's for this job? Don't be ridiculous.
     
  15. gifmore

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    Hey blanko,

    I think it was the context in which the request was made :)

    Had you simply posted this thread without the $5 fee, you might have gotten it done for free :p , I figure.

    However, if it was supposed to be a paid service, then it just "seems" "cheap" (no offense intended) from both the buyer and seller's end, that's all. :p

    Just my 2 pennies worth ;)

    Is it worth you going to some chat room and asking the question? (this time
    without the offer of $5):cool:

    Cheerio. :)

     
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  16. Essential Clix

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    tatsu has it right. Just put an ad up for it on CL. Offer to pay girls $50-100 to make the voice recording or leave a voicemail. Send them the script and get them to read it. And if you really want to be BH about it, don't pay them when they're done lol...
     
  17. Madeezy

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    Tatsu you just came up with a brilliant idea man!

    Put an ad in CR List for Female 30sec sexy Voice over.
    Have them read a script onto your pc / answer machine 'test them out'
    But do a different script for each one that applies. Do a shit loads of scripts to get read..because for sure if you make it for say $300.00 for the chosen one person then you would get heaps of applicants for simple 30 second testing ;-)

    Then by the time its all done you will have a great audio product for sexy answer machine calls. Ring tones, web audio files, call up line etc etc or what ever you aimed your script towards :)

    Cool.

    EVEN BETTER...turn the whole lot into an Audio Ebook for the lonely Hearts Club Brigade.

    Title: Spend 30 minutes in the privacy of your own home with not 10 not even 30 BUT 60 yes 60 of the sexiest Women you would ever meet.
    Listen to them purr as they sing sweet sex into your ear. Exclusive un-censored phone calls just for you!
    Only $39.95 ROFLMAO :)
     
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  18. themagician

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    '...Clever boy!

    Work the idea to death and something good will come out of it eventually and always.

    themagician
     
  19. urbanzen

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    No offense blanko. If you have a laptop, just carry it over to any local MacDonalds, buy the lady a sundae, and ask nicely for a recording. Get out of that lazy chair, instead of posting it in a 90% predominantly male forum. Heck, you might score a sexy clit, in addition to a sexy audio clip.
    ss
    Urbans
     
  20. Rambo

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    I'm sure you know plenty of girls that would do this for you for free right?