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Need Creative/Funny ideas: Sell off 300 bottles of Vitamin C serum in 50 days GFIH

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by makelovenotwar21, Feb 19, 2016.

  1. makelovenotwar21

    makelovenotwar21 Newbie

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    Will actually execute one of your ideas that sounds moderately feasible and report back on the results! :banana:

    Had a semi successful amazon account that got BANNED. :nemoflow:

    tl;dr version:
    300 bottles of antiaging skin product sitting in amazon fba warehouse, and can still use their services to ship it for 50 days then I have to store it somewhere and I do not want to find another warehouse and bother selling it, moved on to other businesses so I don't really give a shit but I would rather make money on it.

    Inventory cost me about $1300, retail value on it would typically be $5400.

    Resources: Say 2 grand to start, fully functioning shopify site connected to the warehouse (no I will not share) with zero traffic going to it currently, marketing pics and copy, some related ebooks to use as freebies.

    Send some effective/interesting/creative/funny ways to sell this stuff off. I will 100% pick the most interesting sounding idea that seems like it could actually work and run with it. :drinking2

    WILL ALSO PAYPAL $50 TO THE WINNING IDEA IF IT TURNS A PROFIT

    Let's do this. :cool:
     
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  2. codfordinner

    codfordinner Registered Member

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    Vitamin C serum doesn't bring out my creative or funny side.
     
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  3. makelovenotwar21

    makelovenotwar21 Newbie

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    boo hoo go stick your head in doo doo
     
  4. Sherbert Hoover

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    This idea was dumb as fuck even without the smileys.

    Let's just give our marketing ideas to this ten-post fuckwad, and MAYBE get $50 out of it. What a bargain!
     
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    I like testing my brain although it doesn't always end the way it should.

    First thing that came to mind is leverage a parody off all the Fine Bros controversy. Using their elder reacts theme. You have anti-aging shit. There's a link somewhere there.

    What I'd do is get an old person. Have them snort some of your serum. Like Tony Montana. Dripping all over the face like a mess. The camera goes to another old person (could be the same with a wig) watching the video with no expression on their face. But this old person has black bags under their eyes and looks tired.

    Video focuses back on the person who snorted the serum and now there's a cute little baby in a crib with serum all over it's nose and face.

    Video focuses back to the old person who looks really confused. Then you ask them "what did you think of the video? did you think it was funny?" As the camera pans out and vitamin c serum appears into the picture. The tired elder jumps across the room, break some props, tears open the bottle, snorts the whole thing, a puff of smoke goes off, then a baby replaces the elder. Now the baby see's it's in an office that resembles Fine Bros. It gets angry. Comes rushing the camera with an egg in 1 hand / knife in the other ... the screen shakes violently with egg white/blood.... then a fiver voiceover comes in saying, "Fine Bros did not sponsor this video. But we will donate 5% of all Vitamin C serum sales to....".... and that's where my creativity ends.

    I'm thinking some fund that prevents the abuse of elders in nursing homes? IDK. You asked for ideas that's all I got right now.
     
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    Turn it into a fake porno, the money shot would be a guy squirting the serum all over an old gilf/milf then when she wipes it way there is a young hottie smiling.

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    Fitting image. Aren't their serious rumors that have been going around for years that Hayden was basically a whore for celebrities or some shit?
     
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    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    Hadn't heard that before, apparently she was accused of being a Yacht Girl at Cannes by Robert Downey Jr

    https://www.datalounge.com/thread/12775325-the-sex-trade-at-cannes-
    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/hookers-at-cannes-40000-a-497667
    https://www.datalounge.com/thread/1...ebrity-tattletale-actually-robert-downey-jr.-
    http://www.betches.com/top-10-celebs-who-we-think-are-probably-sluts
    http://jezebel.com/5892565/is-robert-downey-jr-spreading-insider-celeb-gossip-on-blogs
     
  9. makelovenotwar21

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    Damn son. This is the first time I heard of her being part of that elite squad. #goals

    Salma Hayek has been confirmed for the same thing. Had to experience it in person to confirm but she is the real deal...and "they" are confirmed real as well.

    Gilf porno production is in full swing already, will update on results soon