Need Clever Way to Tell My Boss "Suck it".

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jaysamuel

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Started making $10k per month, I really need a good way to tell my boss to suck it. (I'm quitting).

I have a $1,000 budget to do this.

He's a general asshole. I really couldn't come up with anything good.

My best friend quit last week and he used the mariachi band, so that's out of the window. I need to top his little stunt.

Thanks!
 

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hahahaha.....I am going to follow. I enjoyed reading what your friend did....
 

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Started making $10k per month, I really need a good way to tell my boss to suck it. (I'm quitting).

I have a $1,000 budget to do this.

He's a general asshole. I really couldn't come up with anything good.

My best friend quit last week and he used the mariachi band, so that's out of the window. I need to top his little stunt.

Thanks!
Get a blimp to tow a message saying “Suck in Mr.X”. Fun fact there aren’t many blimps in the world.
 

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Exactly. So why keep the wooden bridges?!
You can utilize the wood to keep warm during a cold winter night. Instead of releasing the photons that once were absorbed from the sun by leaves of the very tree the wood was stolen from.
 

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Never burn bridges man, you never know what could happen.

ALWAYS burn bad bridges, you're not going to cross them again anyway.
 

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You Can post by making meme all over the office including his and your pics or your friends to make him embarrass in public and direct right suck until disclosed
 

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You can utilize the wood to keep warm during a cold winter night. Instead of releasing the photons that once were absorbed from the sun by leaves of the very tree the wood was stolen from.
I always burn bridges that no longer serve me. I dont want to waste my time thinking about a "backup" plan.

In the end, fiat currencies WILL fall, so just keep working on your skills and you WILL be able to build bridges even if everything goes south. ;)
 

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Not the most creative idea in the world but: Why not 3 mariachi bands to top your colleage and also start a tradition ?
 

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Wtf this is cool lol. I'm wondering when to get there and say goodbye to the terrible boss. Lol.
 

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I always burn bridges that no longer serve me. I dont want to waste my time thinking about a "backup" plan.

In the end, fiat currencies WILL fall, so just keep working on your skills and you WILL be able to build bridges even if everything goes south. ;)
Yeah maybe when the world is proven flat. Fiat currencies won’t fail if we continue to preceive them as having value.
 

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This is awesome. Too bad I can't come up with any great ideas to help out the OP.
 
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