Need A Suggestion

I need a suggestion.
I am creating a site with a similar submission style as FMyLife, TextsFromLastNight, etc.

I used FMyScript for the last one I made, and it was good. I make great money. However, I am looking for a WP styled version similar to www.mylifeisbro.com

Does anyone know if there are any WP templates I can use to emulate this site? WP offers much more functionality and would much more effective with the new type of website I am starting.