So I have been waiting for 8 hours for my new wife.. Yea, I recently got married. She told me at 8:45 pm PST that she would be here.. I am still at work.. Thank goodness that they have a beer fridge. Did she leave me? Her cell goes straight to VM. I am feeling insecure and maybe drunk. This guy at work gave me a neck massage, I felt great but now feel weird....!! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WOMAN!!!