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My wife has not picked me up yet..

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Spud Jr, Feb 3, 2010.

  1. Spud Jr

    Spud Jr BANNED BANNED Premium Member

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    So I have been waiting for 8 hours for my new wife.. Yea, I recently got married.

    She told me at 8:45 pm PST that she would be here.. I am still at work..

    Thank goodness that they have a beer fridge.

    Did she leave me?

    Her cell goes straight to VM.

    I am feeling insecure and maybe drunk. This guy at work gave me a neck massage, I felt great but now feel weird....!!

    WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WOMAN!!!
     
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  2. prittykitty

    prittykitty Newbie

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    ummmmm..... :detective
     
  3. FarmTeam

    FarmTeam Junior Member

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    Maybe you should marry the guy who rubs you? Since you work with him at least you will know you can get home on time, the rubs you receive will be an added bonus from a long hard day at work. And the rest of the benefits, well, those are all on you.
     
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  4. mgs

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    Hmm, this is weird dude, why should she leaves you like that ?! well hope nothing bad happen to here..
     
  5. richcamp

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    Don't look all upset and pissy when shes got there, just look kinda sad and do your best to make her feel guilty.

    Your respond will decide whether its gonna be a fight or a BJ tonight
     
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  6. Spud Jr

    Spud Jr BANNED BANNED Premium Member

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    I am still at work.. Apparently she got called in to work (she a NICU nurse) I getting a effin blow job. I am going to look like the happiest chap ever. The dude who gave me the massage can be my side ho.. hahaha, just joking!!
     
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    Wait, who's giving you the blow job...?
     
  8. trushafty38

    trushafty38 Regular Member

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    ummm why would you marry a girl you dont trust. Maybe shes hurt and you should be finding a way to her instead of getting homo rubs from some guy at the office while drinking. :smashfrea
     
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    Sounds like the guy is. I hear they are better then females for BJ's. No wonder you are so happy.
     
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    Review?
     
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    oh man i laffed
     
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    thats why they say keep ur friends close and ur bitches closer
     
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  13. Spud Jr

    Spud Jr BANNED BANNED Premium Member

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    pandora is amazing..

    yes i am drunk

    wife finally got her fat ass here... she apparently lost battery life..

    i get to screw her any way i wanna..



    be back in a bit boys and men! plus the few chicklets
     
  14. blindgrdn

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    she lost battery life, and you get to screw her any way you want?
    smells fishy, literally speaking. ^^
     
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    pics? of you and the dude. and the bj.
     
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  16. turbotec

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    she was late because she was with me. damn she is good! But be careful I have Hep C.
     
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    where do u work that has a beer fridge, and can u get me on there?
     
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    Funny thread. I really want to see where this goes.

    I got $100 on "Homosexual love affair with the guy at his job"

    Anyone else taking bets ?
     
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    I need to subscribe to this post, this dude lets it all hang out
     
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    I would like to place 50$ on a "tranny midget" entering this story somewhere.