My mother and sister are apparently tied at the hip for whatever reason. Well, I became aware today they got new cell phones. They don't really like too change much. Since I like to joke with them, I sent them the following text messages after they returned home with their brand new phones(from an anonymous SMS online messenger): To my sister: I like how you look through the window. I don't know why *her husband's name* is not paying you any attention. I would. I will be right there. A minute later: I am at the front door, let me in. To my mother: This phone is reported as stolen. We have reported your GPS details to your *her hometown* police department. We take cell phone theft very seriously. Immediately, they started calling one another. It was too much of a coincidence, so I was busted. But the phone calls were hilarious from both of them.