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My real life Bill Engvall "Here's your sign" moment.

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by jdog37, Sep 2, 2012.

  1. jdog37

    jdog37 Power Member

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    I'm sure many of you have heard of the comedian Bill Engvall. His catch phrase is "Here's your sign" when someone asks a stupid question.

    I work night shift at a convenience store and part of my job is cleaning during the night when business is slow. Well, the other night as I was mopping the floor right in front of one of the entrance doors a lady walks in. I give my normal greeting like I do with most customers, " Hi, How are you doing tonight?" She looks at me and says "I'm doing fine. Do you work here?"

    "No I don't work here. I randomly pick places of business, walk in and start mopping the floor just for shits and giggles.... Here's Your Sign!"

    Just wanted to share that with you guys. Share yours as well if you like.