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My Probation Officer

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by carryout, Dec 23, 2008.

  1. carryout

    carryout Junior Member

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    Going to get a travel pass to leave the state in a few minutes worried the b*stards gunna give me a UA, and im dirty as hell lol.....Long story short whats a good lie why i cant take one, because im in a hurry....Gotta get my girlfriend to work....Say ya ok and then act like i cant and suggest we do this another time....yadda yadda.....Help out! Thanks hahaha
     
  2. phrootloopdotcom

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    hmm drink a fuckload of water before you go, buy one of them piss cleaning drinks, pop abunch of niacin, and you should pass. i passed a dozen piss tests when i was on probie doing this.
     
  3. carryout

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    Idk its weird last time i bought a kit, f*cker never even tested me, he thinks im legit as hell. For all I know thats his front. but ya they only do dip tests there not lab, so ur right pry be a good idea
     
  4. HenryHavoc

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    It is VERY hard to pass a piss test, even if you drink a shit load of water.

    I'm still on probation -- have 6 months of this bullshit.

    Was on drug court, failed my first one and then passed the rest (not smoking is the only way)
     
  5. carryout

    carryout Junior Member

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    Its actually really easy to pass one, if its Gas Chromotography then u could be screwed, but they do dip tests, u could smoke day before and pass. I was just needing a one liner so i just dont even gotta worry bought it...Be happy i got 5 years
     
  6. Keedev

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    Goodluck, pretty sure you can't work your way out of those unless consequences..


    Now that I think of it, the flushing effects from niacin can still leave THC in the body..
     
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    Here is a novel idea...Why don't you try life without mind or mood altering substances? I used to get blown everyday. I have found life to be 100% better without any substances. I too had been through hell and back. I just wish to not go back.

    Peace,
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  8. Barbacamanitu

    Barbacamanitu Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Been clean my whole life. Haven't even drank a soda in almost 3 years.
    Try that, and invest more time into marketing. Get rich. Quit working. Then, when its all done, you still have a clean enough head to enjoy it all.

    Not trying to sound superior or anything, just giving my 2 cents.
     
  9. freqout

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    I second what Barbacamanitu said, take some responsibility for yourself.
     
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    Here is the way to pass that I have seen used many times. The best way is to use synthetic urine. This is great for drug tests for jobs. However, your PO will probably watch you so it becomes a little more difficult to use. The way to pass is to run to the grocery store and buy two things. First, buy a big thing of cranberry juice. The serves as a cheap diuretic to help flush out your system. The other thing to buy is certos. Mix the certos with the cranberry juice in a big cup. Drink the cup of it. Wait a little bit and drink another big glass or two of cranberry juice. Also, take like 5-6 multi vitimans. The risk you run with that is to come back with the results diluted which likely counts as a positive test, but is better than a real positive. This does work for sure and is fairly cheap, but risky.
     
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    When I was on probation for DUI 7 years ago, I failed a drug test for weed. I didnt smoke weed at this time and to this day dont know why I failed. I suggest buying tests on ebay and taking them before you go take one of theirs.
     
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    shit one time when I was on probation 8 years ago I test positive for we-d. I told him I was at a little troy concert and I was sitting next to 4 guys that were getting blowed all night long (i didnt go to a little troy concert :)). For some odd reason he belevied me and told menever go there again.!! wwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooo shit I just got by my po!!!!! I was luckey and no one try this!!!!!!!!!

    1. do not smoke the night before ( are you a fucking idiot)
    2. start drinkng alot of water the day before!!!!
    3. go to a health store they have a shit load of detox stuff and it works hint >>>> "quick tabs 1 hour" gnc.

    good luck bro
     
  13. virtualgeorge

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    I got a dui & probation long ago but worked out a lot since I had to stop driinking and they never even tested me once. I looked buff and healthy compare to a lot of the other guys I would see at the probation office.

    I had to go to some alchohol classes and the guy teaching the substance abuse classes told us that he did a lot of drugs & drinking when he was younger. He claimed that he was much smarter now than before his drug use. His theory was that you have so many unused brain cells clogging up your head that if you kill off a large number of cells then your brain will run more efficiently.

    Anyone else ever tested that theory?

    I think my IQ will probably go up a couple points after New Years !
     
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    Why the hell would you PO let you skip a test because it's inconvenient for you? If that was the case, couldn't people just always make up some BS and not get tested? You'd be better of focusing on how to pass that bitch instead of thinking of excuses. I passed one once by drinking a glass of apple cider vinegar, the juice of 1 lemon, and a bit (a few tablespoons) of water. Had it the night before the test and had just smoked all day. Dunno how it worked; but I passed & got the job.