My New Favorite Time Killer...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by thefish2010, Mar 29, 2011.

  1. thefish2010

    thefish2010 BANNED BANNED

    Jun 25, 2009
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    Texts From Last Night:

    A Few Great Ones:

    "i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"..."

    "The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood."

    "i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section"

    "I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed"

    "i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star..."
  2. Jfrase

    Jfrase Regular Member

    Mar 29, 2011
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    these are good:

    *Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."

    *The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE

    *He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.