It's quite a complicated story, but basically my girlfriend and I have been living in an apartment for around11 months. One week ago, my landlord basically sent a hired thug to tell us, in no uncertain terms that we had to move out. Legally, we are not in the best position to argue as he agreed to allow her to move in with me despite the fact our contract says it can't be a matrimonial home. He wants us out because he knows we only have 3 months until the end of our contract anyway and he's desperate for cash and so knows he can bring someone in quickly at a higher rate. He has also already informed us we will not be getting our security deposit back and if we argue he will simply state the terms I mentioned above which technically void the contract. Now, we've already taken some legal advice, and feel we could delay being evicted for the next few days however we simply have no money to move and he's truly f**ked us over. So, I'm looking for suggestions from you guys on how I could potentially screw him over both financially and mentally. I will note, he does have an online business, which would make a brilliant trget for some a nice "reputation overhaul" but how could we go about this, hypothetically speaking of course. Obviously, this is purely a discussion and we have no intention on actually carrying out any wrongdoings, it's just an exercise in anger-management. I've heard of email spambombs but not sure how this works now.... Any weird and wonderfully devious ideas would be greatly appreciated from you guys!