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My Cat's In Heat (it sucks)

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  1. shade

    shade Junior Member

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    Well, my cat's in heat. The downside is that she's getting really affectionate.

    She won't leave me alone, jumping on my lap, shoulder, feet. If I don't pet her, she bites me. She's on my lap now; I can barely type because she's mad I'm not petting her.
     
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    Hey shade, I heard you're into pussy. So I put a pussy in your pussy that way you can be a pussy, fucking a pussy while you're fucking a pussy.
     
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    Alright cool ! :)
     
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    I think its time to invent some kind of cheap pet sex toy.
     
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    Maybe better throw it out from room :p
     
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    we used to throw cold water on ours and that would cool her jets for a while.
    but watch out if you're a guy. the females can tell the difference in humans and
    they will pester you constantly.

    take her to the vet... you're gonna have to sooner or later. and keep in mind that she will do
    this every year if you don't get her fixed.

    p.s it's no fun for her either.
     
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    What, no pet brothel in your area that caters to the female cats?
    Such a terrible world.
     
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    get her fucked... it will ease off... try something natural... :)
     
  9. S M W

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    put that shit on youtube and throw a link on there. i bet there's all sorts of ppl that would click thru to an ad.
     
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    Dude she loves you... Why dont you just give her what she's lookin for ;) lol.
     
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    I hate to say it but it's more than every year, it can get to about every 2 months (what my cat was hitting around) to around 4 months


    Actually, it's wrong and I don't advise it but it works, I've seen it. my cousin's friend took a q-tip and some hot sauce and you could pretty much guess what was next. But god damn, it actually worked.

    Again, I'm against it, but it's something I saw and I have free speech.
     
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    Sick pervs... :p
     
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    WTF Clark!

    Dude just get your cat fixed. You can usually go to the humane society/aspca and say that you are low income and they will hook you up with a voucher for a pet clinic or do it there even for a VERY low cost.
     
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    You need to get your cat into a 12-step program. Obviously she is a sex addict. It's her cross to bare. Sex addiction is a disease! There are real doctors and medicines and everything!
     
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    i assure you its gotta be better than having to deal with a teacup chihuahua on heat and a 95lb old english sheep dog thinking it can get some without the chihuahua wanting to tear his face off!!! :eek:
     
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    This thread is done, you know it's going down the mental gutter when you mention Bill.
    Think i might have to rep you.
     
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    WTF mate?
     
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    I'm going to have her fixed but it's not good for them if you do it while they're in heat. Yes, I'm a guy, that's why she's bothering me so much.