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[MUST READ]You Won't Stop Laughing By Reading [INSTALLING HUSBAND.....]

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  1. A N K E S H

    A N K E S H Junior Member

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    May Be This Is Our Future 2060

    INSTALLING HUSBAND.....
    A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy..


    Dear Tech Support,


    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.


    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .


    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
    What can I do?


    Signed,........................


    Reply...


    DEAR Madam,


    First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
    while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.


    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download
    Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.


    If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically
    run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..


    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
    Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.


    Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.


    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
    Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)


    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash
    Husband 1.0.


    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
    You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.


    Good Luck Madam!


    IT SUPPORT DESK.....
     
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  2. A N K E S H

    A N K E S H Junior Member

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    amazing on one found this topic funny :( c'mon guyz many views but no reply
     
  3. Stizerg

    Stizerg Power Member

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    Honestly, the topic about Wife 2.0 is more funny.
    It's only funny that someone trying to reverse the thing without much success.
     
  4. CyberDox

    CyberDox Registered Member

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    LOL, nice english.
     
  5. retailweb

    retailweb Newbie

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    I already read this one somewhere else. But Still Funny.
     
  6. Interpreneur

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    Thanks for the good laugh even it's like a revisit!
     
  7. SEOSIOS

    SEOSIOS Registered Member

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    okee this one is indeed funny :)