Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by SkyrocketSEO, Feb 1, 2015.
His mom snapped this picture when she walked into his room...
I bet when his mom walked in the room, she was like
But how did they come up with this number? 56?
Is there a counter on your balls?
They cut your yambag open and count the rings around your nuts. Just like trees get dated that way. This works for daily spunks.
He should have gotten into tantric masturbation, its more fun taking 2/3 hours to get off once instead of dozens of times in a few hours.
That's an awfully specific amount of times. Was he keeping count somewhere?
To soon? I really can't decide.
Maybe they counted the amount of stains in his rooms!
so u are searching for "teen masturbated" on google these days ?
He kind of looks like Mike Brown. Is there a way to blame the Ferguson PD for this tragedy?
im also wondering... he must have texted someone that his currently on its 55th...
this cant be true , 56 times is kinda impossible man
Argentinian Man Masturbates 83 Times In 24 Hour Period - New World Record
Although, the veracity of these articles should be put into question.
So wouldn't every guy be a rapist by now if masturbation led to rape?
Too much masturbation for 1 man. Lol. Most you should do is once a day.
They counted the Kleenex and damp socks.
It was at this point that I realized that this could be a really good introduction to a nutritional supplement product that is GUARANTEED to increase "frequency".
Authorities determined that the masturbatory frenzy was caused by the young man's accidental ingestion of a new herbal supplement "BOING" recently being test-marketed on the popular online marketing forum "BlackhatWorld".
Jesus. I almost fell off my chair. I have nachos coming out my nose.
From the same news source:
[h=1]Subway Discovered To Be Using Cockroaches In Food, FDA To Close U.S. Subway Restaurants[/h]
That is a sign of not enough masturbation.
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