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  1. SkyrocketSEO

    SkyrocketSEO Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    His mom snapped this picture when she walked into his room...

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  3. Zwielicht

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    I bet when his mom walked in the room, she was like

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  4. lord1027

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    But how did they come up with this number? 56?
    Is there a counter on your balls?
     
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  5. sully1975

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    They cut your yambag open and count the rings around your nuts. Just like trees get dated that way. This works for daily spunks.
     
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  6. Capo Dei Capi

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    He should have gotten into tantric masturbation, its more fun taking 2/3 hours to get off once instead of dozens of times in a few hours.
     
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    That's an awfully specific amount of times. Was he keeping count somewhere?
     
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    To soon? I really can't decide.
     
  9. Golonzo

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    Maybe they counted the amount of stains in his rooms!
     
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    so u are searching for "teen masturbated" on google these days ?
     
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  11. BillyPart

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    He kind of looks like Mike Brown. Is there a way to blame the Ferguson PD for this tragedy?
     
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    im also wondering... he must have texted someone that his currently on its 55th... :D
     
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    this cant be true , 56 times is kinda impossible man
     
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    http://superofficialnews.com/argentinian-man-masturbates-83-times-24-hour-period-new-world-record/

    So wouldn't every guy be a rapist by now if masturbation led to rape?
     
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    Too much masturbation for 1 man. Lol. Most you should do is once a day.
     
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    They counted the Kleenex and damp socks.
     
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    It was at this point that I realized that this could be a really good introduction to a nutritional supplement product that is GUARANTEED to increase "frequency".

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    Authorities determined that the masturbatory frenzy was caused by the young man's accidental ingestion of a new herbal supplement "BOING" recently being test-marketed on the popular online marketing forum "BlackhatWorld".

    Jesus. I almost fell off my chair. I have nachos coming out my nose.
     
  19. BillyPart

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    From the same news source:

    hxxp://huzlersdotcomesubway-discovered-to-be-using-cockroaches-in-meat-to-increase-profit/

    [h=1]Subway Discovered To Be Using Cockroaches In Food, FDA To Close U.S. Subway Restaurants[/h]
     
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    That is a sign of not enough masturbation.