Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by dirtbag, Feb 18, 2010.
"hit the thanks button" (only for bhw.. cuz i spend lots of time here)
Don't forget to hit the thanks button!
not sure if this is a catchphrase but i'm really sick and fucking tired of hearing
"thanks for shearing" and "dear"
Dude, you may not like the site, but Kelly and Ryan have made a MINT off it (the two behind the "RJ" persona).
I love this one, too. I always feel like responding, "So you should only do it if you have no brain, then ..."
Ohh, I have a bunch... my main one tho is "method" everything is a "method" no matter how small... people make one little change to something and suddenly they have a whole new "method"
My others are:
web 2.0 properties
virtual real estate
yeah, definitely think 'guru' is freakin' annoying.
"If I could show you a way to make 10k this month would it be worth 5 min of your time"
I am ____ from ____ and...
I have a team
If I can do it, anybody can!
@ all of the above.
Your're either all a bunch of hypocrits,
still falling for that crap or loosing a hell
of a lot of revenue.
That shit works!
Not all these are really phrases, just as well:
Basically every product description in clickbank...
Sales pages that are only like 550 pixels wide (It's 2010 people, nobody has a 640x480 screen resolution anymore)
Guru (Isn't that another word for Yoga Instructor?)
The entire weight loss niche and any phrases associated with it.
lll.com or llll.com. For some reason people think these are worth something.
Premium Domain (Referring especially to GoDaddy. With an extra 10 minutes you can usually find an equally good or better domain & save like $1000)
eBook (everyone knows these are scams. It's time for a new name, like "Digital Guide" or something else less recognizable.)
Any forum posts made by people who try and use big words and use them out of place (cough cough WSO threads cough cough).
Work at Home Moms
Oh and to the post above me, yeah I'm a hypocrit and have used at least half the terms on this page before. You have to do what you have to do (unless your an ewhore, then its just not worth it)
Why does using something that annoys me make me a hypocrite? I've had subordinates at work that annoyed me. I still employed them, because they were good at what they did.
Being able to put personal feelings aside and use what works is not hypocrisy. It's the mark of a good businessman.
IM is giving me a headache. I am giving you my entire business for 3.97, ONLY 5 COPIES left!!!
LOL, this is spot on. I dont know bout anyone else saying "dear" just sounds gay to me (not that theres anything wrong with gay)
Dear friend is ok
Thank you dear is not
I can't stand:
"This product is selling like Crazy."
Well, this really isn't a catchphrase but I really get annoyed by liars. Especially on internet marketing forums when people say they are making $XXX,XXX a month and then you look at their signature and they are selling an ebook for $X. :fuckyou:
Find out how a (noun- usually someone dim) left his
(insert negative adjective like dead end) job and earn
$(amount) in (time) and how you could take this information
and earn $(amount) in (days) on (some automation word- auto pilot, in your sleep whatnot)
"This stuff is very very powerful"
"very very powerful ..."
Separate names with a comma.