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Mike Tyson Undisputed Truth [On Catching Bradd Pitt With His Ex Wife]

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  1. silentthunder

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    Iron Mike says Brad Pitt was so young and cute when he caught him with his ex-wife
    he didn't know whether to fuck him or kill him. T.M. I. right!?? I know! They weren't in bed though.
    They were in a Lamborghini that Mike bought her so he didn't do either. This is from a one man show
    of Mike Tyson that was on Broadway.
    Now its on HBO. Plenty, plenty ROTFLMFAO!!! :super:


     
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    Will def be watching this.
     
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  3. Nigel Farage

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    I have a pit bull named "Tyson". Looks just like him. I can never forget that beneath that adorable, charming, smiling, happy visage lies the soul of a dark-hearted psychopath that can <click> turn and kill in an instant. Owning him carries the same level of responsibility as having a loaded firearm. You must always be aware of where he is, etc...

    That dumb bitch (and any others) was stupid for marrying him. She's lucky she's still alive.

    He reminds me of Dennis Rodman, a person that had credible, substantial talent but had no idea on how to use it and remain a normal human being. Tyson was a fighter, and that's all he ever will be. Rodman played basketball. Both had phenomenal opportunities and instead of taking full advantage of them and using them to the greatest extent possible, instead they did "whatever" and now are no longer noteworthy, no matter what some marketer may say.

    I think the facial tattoos, piercings, etc... are an indicator of self-loathing, and they invite the public to join in. I certainly did. I also find the dumpy, unattractive girls that I meet in places like the grocery store, with multiple piercings in their faces loathsome. Instead of leaving the door open for the chance that their personality or some "inner fire" within can overcome the deficits of their non-beauty, these adornments serve as a barrier to prevent that opportunity. God made them plain, and they have made themselves ugly. So be it; let them live and die alone, or at least away from me. I find them loathsome both inside and out.
     
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  4. silentthunder

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    Awesome show guys. Will probably watch it with friends tomorrow night. So many funny scenes.
     
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    Yeah, but you'd NEVER tell him this to his face...

    Besides, who's gives a $hit what you think?
    Leave the man alone, he's trying to turn his life around for christ's sake

     
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    I dont get this obsession with celebrities. Why are they even worth discussing?
     
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    Exactly..........
     
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    I wouldn't watch it because he's a celebrity. I could give a fcuk about celebrities. But this guy has some amazing stories to tell. I'll be tuning in.
     
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    This ^^^ 100x

    celebrities aren't worth my time discussing about.
     
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    Guess this makes my obsession with Angelina Jolie kinda silly.
     
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    I watched the whole thing last weekend. Had to watch it with subtitles but still hilarious nonetheless.
     
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    I obsess over music and musicians cause it feels real good man. Not all of them though. For instance, on
    my radar right now, Claude Debussy, Iron Butterfly and their "Heavy Album" and as much MF Doom as
    I can get me hands on.

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    freakin Nigel LOL I love reading your posts man. Always interesting to read what you have to say. I agree 100% with this.
     
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    And who said we give a (*%^ about what you have to say?

    Don't test Nigel, I'm sure he'd say it in his face, as I'm also sure Mike would take it like a man. Not like a pussy unlike... You get the point :)
     
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    Maybe not. The internet allows people the ability to tell other people exactly what they think, and exactly how they feel, without having to worry too much about getting shot, beat-up, etc...

    It's known as "The Truth", and there are a lot of bad & retarded people that have never heard it, and I've made it my personal mission to tell these truths to people that have spent their entire lives developing their "truth resistance".

    However, I've noticed that telling other people exactly what I think has had a tendency to "bleed-over" into real life. And what I've learned is that most people don't want to be told anything, at all. They just want to be told that they are right, even when they are wrong, i.e. "validated". So I frequently decide to say nothing, not out of fear or anything, but because they are determined to remain stupid for the rest of their lives, and I have no reason to try to make it otherwise. However, when I say it, I say it. I use the word "retard" straight to people's faces, as in "What retard decided to block the aisle (at Home Depot) with this large display thing? It hit me in the shin while I was carrying something large past it. Is the Store Manager here retarded? Which one of the retarded Managers decided to do this?" and also "I don't understand how you expect to make money when you hire people too retarded to wash their hands after they use the bathroom.", etc...
     
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    I want to go to the Home Depot with you